Though, judging from your impaired speech, the shark clearly ate your tongue.
JLA must be so jealous.
Twas only a flesh wound. As for the skin condition, life stranded on an island with Elisa, Uschi, and Klinton will do that to you...
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock