Quote: harleykwin said: Wait, can I still vote? Yeah, yeah, I know, I haven't been around ...but can I still vote?
Thanks to the Fifteenth Amendment...
Um, wrong amendment, sweetheart.
Fourteenth??? I thought they were complimentary???
I thought you meant a woman's right to vote which is the 19th Amendment. 15th guarenteed the right to vote regardless of race; 14th contains clauses about due process and equal protection...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
...but can I still vote? 
