Well, now, THAT explains the state of things as of late...
But they repealed prohibition! At least you can cry into your mudslide about this!
Y'know, I like you a lot more when you're in your kitchen...barefoot...with a li'l one on the way. I don't much care for this whole "I can vote so I'm speaking my mind" thing...
Again with the "heard and not seen" thing!!! Who was the genius that came up with this bright idea???
x wimmen's suffrage...
Oh, honey, go drink your manly, manly mudslide...
Y'know, the way this still reads, I still get the last word.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi