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Pig Iran said:
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...Are you technically a citizen of Puerto Rico????



I was born in Brooklyn, PI. Still, even if I had been born in Puerto Rico it's a US commonwealth, and as such those born on the island are American citizens.



I can't understand your lawyer talk..can you speak female???



Somehow I get the feeling you wouldn't understand that either!

How about I say: "boobies!"?

Is that better?


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi