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if rex ever was gunna show up, i'd secretly buy nowhereman a plane ticket, then have him suprise rex, and watch rex cry like a little bitch and wetting his pants. id film it, put it on youtube and it be the next internet classic oh itd be great!

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Nowie is to much of a wuss to face me. All I'd have to do is make fun of his mom and he'd go running back to check on her.


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Insulting someone's mother in person is an unknown concept for rex. He really doesn't know what would happen if he was in the same place as Nowhereman. He'd call the cops before ten minutes.

I think we should all chip in to buy Nowhereman that plane ticket. Don't worry, we'll get our money back: that video of rex wetting himself is gonna make millions!


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I insult peoples moms all the time in person. they laugh knowing its not personal, its just a "mom" joke. Only insecure little boys let it get to them.


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Rex, your sock puppet friends don't count. Nowhereman isn't a sock, or even your friend. You've never insulted the mother of someone you barely know, and this I know for a fact, because the resulting ass-kicking would have taught you a lesson you clearly haven't learned yet.


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Only people who give two shits about their parents defend them you stupid little cunt.

You dont know my mother, and you dont know the shit she has been through, so what makes you think you even deserve to be on the same planet as her, let alone insult her with you childish mother insults, because you are not man enough or clever enough to think up insults about me.

If you think that insulting someone parents isnt personal, then you are more retarded and socially backward than we all believed!

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Hey, hey, let's all leave everyone's parents out of this. The next thing you know, klinton will be calling said parents in a drunken stupor.


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klinton doesn't post her anymore.

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if rex ever was gunna show up, i'd secretly buy nowhereman a plane ticket, then have him suprise rex, and watch rex cry like a little bitch and wetting his pants. id film it, put it on youtube and it be the next internet classic oh itd be great!





i think i would pay money to see that


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Great! That's 50 bucks for Nowhereman's plane ticket from Knut. Who else?


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if rex ever was gunna show up, i'd secretly buy nowhereman a plane ticket, then have him suprise rex, and watch rex cry like a little bitch and wetting his pants. id film it, put it on youtube and it be the next internet classic oh itd be great!




At first I thought it was a mistake for BSAMS to post this. I figured that rex was such a pussy that, knowing BSAMS had thought of this, there was no way he'd show up now.

Then I realized that rex was also so paranoid that he probably decided that BSAMS posted this to fake him out and that BSAMS wouldn't really do it, so rex will now come because he thinks he's "safe."

But BSAMS, knowing that rex is paranoid and a pussy, anticipated that rex would think BSAMS was faking him out, so BSAMS would, in fact, have Nowie there.



So BSAMS wins. And Nowie wins. And the entire Youtube viewing community wins.

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klinton doesn't post her anymore.




he prolly just lost interest in her, all things considered.


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Great! That's 50 bucks for Nowhereman's plane ticket fron Knut. Who else?




Oh man. This summer? I am SO there and I'll give fifty for Nowhereman.


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Great! That's 50 bucks for Nowhereman's plane ticket fron Knut. Who else?




I take it!

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klinton doesn't post her anymore.





what happened? did someone say something to him?

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Great! That's 50 bucks for Nowhereman's plane ticket fron Knut. Who else?




I take it in the ass!


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klinton doesn't post her anymore.





what happened? did someone say something to him?




Yeah...he got all offended when some sad Greek bitch who does nothing with her life but post here threw a hissy fit on a message board about a random comment. It was sad...

I wish he'd come back...

I for one would love to see this 'con' thing happen. It might help tame some of the more colourful egos.


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well for one you might actually have a reason to sue someone after they punched your Bitch ass in the face.

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well for one you might actually have a reason to sue someone after they punched your Bitch ass in the face.




Was that a threat, Oakley?


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I would never hit anyone unless attacked physically first. Then only to defend myself....so you're safe from me. But you are a loud mouth with absolutely zero sense of humour, so I could see you pissing someone off and getting the shit kicked out of you. You being 85 pounds I would imagine even rex would make quick work of you.

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I seriously think I look forward to meeting you of all people in here. It's been quite the show lately... We'll either have a night of drunken hilarity or end up kicking the shit out of eachother. Either/or works.

BTW...where's Harley been lately?


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she posts like crazy and then she disappears for 2 months. when the 2 months are up she'll be back. I would imagine sometime around April 2 since that is the first day of baseball season.

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I miss Harley.. she's always pleasant, and is nice to everybody.


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you should see what she says about you behind your back Jerry.

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if he did, he'd leave the boards forever (go invisible mode for 3 days) too!

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she posts like crazy and then she disappears for 2 months. when the 2 months are up she'll be back. I would imagine sometime around April 2 since that is the first day of baseball season.




Heh.

Close...



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Hi Harley! How have you been?


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Busy, BG. Thanks.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Stop flirting with the girls,Jerry. Someone here will snitch on you and than you'll be booted out of the club.


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i think she told jerry she has a chubby black neighbour.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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