And so are PJP and Balloonknot for pissing him off.

He has a column and all: http://www.intrepidmedia.com/column.asp?id=2730



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i've got a little list....
...of bitter online enemies
by chris oakley
1.2.07

At the time I'm writing this, we're officially 48 hours into the new year, and in those 48 hours I've had a lot of time to think about all the people who've done me dirt since I first started traveling the information highway in 1999. And one thought that keeps popping into my brain is how much I'd like to stick it to them for all the headaches they've caused me. They are scum, they deserve to burn in Hell, and if I ever ran into any of them on the street I'm not sure I could restrain myself from taking a swing at them. Anyway, here's a short list of the people who've done the most to inflict pain on me via the Internet(last names withheld in all cases but one):

1)WARREN
I went out of my way to be a good citizen whenever I visited his message board, so how does he reward me? By kicking me out one day without warning or explanation and then blowing me off when I tried to contact him to find out the details of what made him do it. If I had my way, that rude behavior would have earned him a one-way ticket to Gitmo.

2)JOHN(a.k.a. Victor Creed) and W.R.(a.k.a. BillyBob)
My first bona fide online enemies; I used to be a regular at an online site called the Mobius Infinity Boards, but unfortunately that site is no longer in operation-- and these guys are two of the biggest reasons why. Harassing me was their favorite hobby, and eventually the animosity between them and me got so bad that the webmaster wound up shutting the place down, depriving me of one of my favorite online hangouts. They should both be doing consecutive life sentences in Marion.

3)NICK
A twentysomething British subject who hates Americans in general and me in particular. I made the mistake of signing up for his message board thinking that it would be a cool place to talk about pop culture and other matters....well, brother, the second he found out which side of the Atlantic I hang my hat on, he went after me like a rabid pit bull and encouraged many of his fellow posters to do likewise. He's spent the last three-plus years deliberately spreading false information about my feelings toward a certain Michael Anderson movie and expects me to just grin and bear it. How much does he hate America? Let me put it to you this way: he thinks that we "overreacted" to 9/11 and that it's funny to mock our grief about it. This bastard deserves to be confined to the Supermax prison for the rest of his unnatural life.

4)PETER(a.k.a. PJP)
A guy who hangs out at one of the other online sites I regularly patronize...He likes to tamper with my posts there and demands that I apologize for a feud which in fact is entirely his fault. He belongs in Supermax too.

5)BALLOONKNOT
PJP's best friend and partner in crime. His online sig once contained a line about how much he'd like to kill me. Put him in Rikers Island-- preferably solitary confinement.

6)CATH
One of Nick's online co-conspirators...she made light of my troubles with him and threatened to call the cops on me when I tried to set the record straight about who's to blame for those troubles. She and one of Locking's other co-conspirators compared my friend to a sock puppet, something I didn't appreciate in the least. Send her to the most secure women's jail on the planet and throw away the key.

7)MIKE JULIANELLE
The latest addition to my enemies list...when I posted at this site a few weeks earlier to protest his insulting description of Tom Brady as "overrated", he thought it would be great fun to try and pin some kind of Brokeback Mountain rep on me, and that royally ticks me off. I so want to see Julia-noclass get locked up in San Quentin one of these days.

8)HOWARD
Another of Nick's partners in crime. Like PJP, he thinks it's funny to tamper with other people's posts; he also gets a great chuckle out of calling them "retard"...few things in life would make me happier than to pick up the paper sometime and read that somebody had done the world the kindness of sentencing Howie to life without parole at Leavenworth.



I'm sad that I didn't make the list. :-[