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And so are PJP and Balloonknot for pissing him off.
He has a column and all: http://www.intrepidmedia.com/column.asp?id=2730
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by chris oakley
1.2.07
At the time I'm writing this, we're officially 48 hours into the new year, and in those 48 hours I've had a lot of time to think about all the people who've done me dirt since I first started traveling the information highway in 1999. And one thought that keeps popping into my brain is how much I'd like to stick it to them for all the headaches they've caused me. They are scum, they deserve to burn in Hell, and if I ever ran into any of them on the street I'm not sure I could restrain myself from taking a swing at them. Anyway, here's a short list of the people who've done the most to inflict pain on me via the Internet(last names withheld in all cases but one):
1)WARREN
I went out of my way to be a good citizen whenever I visited his message board, so how does he reward me? By kicking me out one day without warning or explanation and then blowing me off when I tried to contact him to find out the details of what made him do it. If I had my way, that rude behavior would have earned him a one-way ticket to Gitmo.
2)JOHN(a.k.a. Victor Creed) and W.R.(a.k.a. BillyBob)
My first bona fide online enemies; I used to be a regular at an online site called the Mobius Infinity Boards, but unfortunately that site is no longer in operation-- and these guys are two of the biggest reasons why. Harassing me was their favorite hobby, and eventually the animosity between them and me got so bad that the webmaster wound up shutting the place down, depriving me of one of my favorite online hangouts. They should both be doing consecutive life sentences in Marion.
3)NICK
A twentysomething British subject who hates Americans in general and me in particular. I made the mistake of signing up for his message board thinking that it would be a cool place to talk about pop culture and other matters....well, brother, the second he found out which side of the Atlantic I hang my hat on, he went after me like a rabid pit bull and encouraged many of his fellow posters to do likewise. He's spent the last three-plus years deliberately spreading false information about my feelings toward a certain Michael Anderson movie and expects me to just grin and bear it. How much does he hate America? Let me put it to you this way: he thinks that we "overreacted" to 9/11 and that it's funny to mock our grief about it. This bastard deserves to be confined to the Supermax prison for the rest of his unnatural life.
4)PETER(a.k.a. PJP)
A guy who hangs out at one of the other online sites I regularly patronize...He likes to tamper with my posts there and demands that I apologize for a feud which in fact is entirely his fault. He belongs in Supermax too.
5)BALLOONKNOT
PJP's best friend and partner in crime. His online sig once contained a line about how much he'd like to kill me. Put him in Rikers Island-- preferably solitary confinement.
6)CATH
One of Nick's online co-conspirators...she made light of my troubles with him and threatened to call the cops on me when I tried to set the record straight about who's to blame for those troubles. She and one of Locking's other co-conspirators compared my friend to a sock puppet, something I didn't appreciate in the least. Send her to the most secure women's jail on the planet and throw away the key.
7)MIKE JULIANELLE
The latest addition to my enemies list...when I posted at this site a few weeks earlier to protest his insulting description of Tom Brady as "overrated", he thought it would be great fun to try and pin some kind of Brokeback Mountain rep on me, and that royally ticks me off. I so want to see Julia-noclass get locked up in San Quentin one of these days.
8)HOWARD
Another of Nick's partners in crime. Like PJP, he thinks it's funny to tamper with other people's posts; he also gets a great chuckle out of calling them "retard"...few things in life would make me happier than to pick up the paper sometime and read that somebody had done the world the kindness of sentencing Howie to life without parole at Leavenworth.
I'm sad that I didn't make the list. :-[
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I am honestly shocked I didn't make it. I guess I'll have to try harder from now on.
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And so are PJP and Balloonknot for pissing him off.
He has a column and all: http://www.intrepidmedia.com/column.asp?id=2730
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i've got a little list....
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by chris oakley
1.2.07
At the time I'm writing this, we're officially 48 hours into the new year, and in those 48 hours I've had a lot of time to think about all the people who've done me dirt since I first started traveling the information highway in 1999. And one thought that keeps popping into my brain is how much I'd like to stick it to them for all the headaches they've caused me. They are scum, they deserve to burn in Hell, and if I ever ran into any of them on the street I'm not sure I could restrain myself from taking a swing at them. Anyway, here's a short list of the people who've done the most to inflict pain on me via the Internet(last names withheld in all cases but one):
1)WARREN
I went out of my way to be a good citizen whenever I visited his message board, so how does he reward me? By kicking me out one day without warning or explanation and then blowing me off when I tried to contact him to find out the details of what made him do it. If I had my way, that rude behavior would have earned him a one-way ticket to Gitmo.
2)JOHN(a.k.a. Victor Creed) and W.R.(a.k.a. BillyBob)
My first bona fide online enemies; I used to be a regular at an online site called the Mobius Infinity Boards, but unfortunately that site is no longer in operation-- and these guys are two of the biggest reasons why. Harassing me was their favorite hobby, and eventually the animosity between them and me got so bad that the webmaster wound up shutting the place down, depriving me of one of my favorite online hangouts. They should both be doing consecutive life sentences in Marion.
3)NICK
A twentysomething British subject who hates Americans in general and me in particular. I made the mistake of signing up for his message board thinking that it would be a cool place to talk about pop culture and other matters....well, brother, the second he found out which side of the Atlantic I hang my hat on, he went after me like a rabid pit bull and encouraged many of his fellow posters to do likewise. He's spent the last three-plus years deliberately spreading false information about my feelings toward a certain Michael Anderson movie and expects me to just grin and bear it. How much does he hate America? Let me put it to you this way: he thinks that we "overreacted" to 9/11 and that it's funny to mock our grief about it. This bastard deserves to be confined to the Supermax prison for the rest of his unnatural life.
4)PETER(a.k.a. PJP)
A guy who hangs out at one of the other online sites I regularly patronize...He likes to tamper with my posts there and demands that I apologize for a feud which in fact is entirely his fault. He belongs in Supermax too.
5)BALLOONKNOT
PJP's best friend and partner in crime. His online sig once contained a line about how much he'd like to kill me. Put him in Rikers Island-- preferably solitary confinement.
6)CATH
One of Nick's online co-conspirators...she made light of my troubles with him and threatened to call the cops on me when I tried to set the record straight about who's to blame for those troubles. She and one of Locking's other co-conspirators compared my friend to a sock puppet, something I didn't appreciate in the least. Send her to the most secure women's jail on the planet and throw away the key.
7)MIKE JULIANELLE
The latest addition to my enemies list...when I posted at this site a few weeks earlier to protest his insulting description of Tom Brady as "overrated", he thought it would be great fun to try and pin some kind of Brokeback Mountain rep on me, and that royally ticks me off. I so want to see Julia-noclass get locked up in San Quentin one of these days.
8)HOWARD
Another of Nick's partners in crime. Like PJP, he thinks it's funny to tamper with other people's posts; he also gets a great chuckle out of calling them "retard"...few things in life would make me happier than to pick up the paper sometime and read that somebody had done the world the kindness of sentencing Howie to life without parole at Leavenworth.
I'm sad that I didn't make the list. :-[
Wow. No Sneaky Bunny on his list either, and she committed the Got Milk post that will live in infamy.
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Was balloonknot even around for most of craziness?
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you can rate his columns. nothing on the "about chris oakley" about the Vault of Tomorrow, Kurt Angle, or the RDCW. 
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it'd be great if his brothers and sister/brother, cousins, whatever, all registered there to show their support for Chris! 
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You have to have a valid e-mail to register there. They send you your password.
Not that I would know or anything...................
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valid emails aren't difficult to get. . .
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Just a few points/questions:
1) Two days into the New Year, and you're focusing your attention on people you hate? How's about spending more time on the positives of what's to come? Nerd...
2) You want to send the people who made fun of you to jail? Isn't that just a wee bit of an overreaction? Dork...
3) You think John and WR should spend time in Marion, but who's Marion? Does she have a smelly pussy or something? Is that why they should spend time? Or is she just an awful lay? Perv...
4) You want to send Nick to Supermax Prison...is that in the Negative Zone? Futurist...
5) Um, Balloonknot is actually Jubarg's best friend, partner in crime, and Brokeback lover. Please pay attention...
Could someone post the Oakley pictures? Broakleyback Mountain especially makes me laugh...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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1) Two days into the New Year, and you're focusing your attention on people you hate? How's about spending more time on the positives of what's to come? Nerd...
Hey, JM, don't blame me, blame them. Their constant personal attacks drove me to it; Julianelle's crack about Brady being "overrated" was the straw that broke the camel's back.
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Hardly...I originally said that most of them should be executed.
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Not who, what-- I was referring to the Marion Federal Prison in Illinois.
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No, it's in the Rockies. "Supermax" is a nickname for the Administrative Maximum(ADMAX) Federal Penitentiary in Florence, Colorado; Zacarias Moussaoui(the 20th hijacker on 9/11) and Ted Kaczynski(a.k.a. the Unabomber) are both incarcerated there.
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 There's an image I didn't need in my head. 
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I am honestly shocked I didn't make it. I guess I'll have to try harder from now on.
Sorry to puncture your ego, rex, but compared to Nick Locking and Warren Ellis you're strictly penny-ante.
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all your problems would solve themselves, Chris, if you just committed suicide. Try it for a week, see how it fits. I gaurantee you will notice a vast difference in how much little internet fights bother you after that.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Hey, JM, don't blame me, blame them. Their constant personal attacks drove me to it; Julianelle's crack about Brady being "overrated" was the straw that broke the camel's back.
I'm not blaming anyone. I don't care. I just think it's funny that you never take responsibility for your choices of action - everyone drives you to everything. Man up, you fag!
As for Tom Brady, unless you're fucking him, you REALLY need to relax!
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Hardly...I originally said that most of them should be executed.
Glad to see you were able to control yourself... 
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Not who, what-- I was referring to the Marion Federal Prison in Illinois.
Thanks...I needed that info...
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No, it's in the Rockies. "Supermax" is a nickname for the Administrative Maximum(ADMAX) Federal Penitentiary in Florence, Colorado; Zacarias Moussaoui(the 20th hijacker on 9/11) and Ted Kaczynski(a.k.a. the Unabomber) are both incarcerated there.
More valuable info for me, should I ever find myself on Jeopardy or if I ever want to impress some female dork.
Do you ever just turn off the computer and go outside? Maybe interract with real live people and develop some social skills? Then you might not be the borderline psychopath you are on message boards.
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You loves it...
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I am honestly shocked I didn't make it. I guess I'll have to try harder from now on.
Sorry to puncture your ego, rex, but compared to Nick Locking and Warren Ellis you're strictly penny-ante.
Would it help if I said I had anal sex with your mom while your dad watched? And he was cheering me on? I think the video is online somewhere.........
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I like the Oakley Family more betterer.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I like the Oakley Family more betterer.
Oakleys vs. the Mopius family! Let's play the Feud!!!!!!!
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Just a few points/questions:
1) Two days into the New Year, and you're focusing your attention on people you hate? How's about spending more time on the positives of what's to come? Nerd...
2) You want to send the people who made fun of you to jail? Isn't that just a wee bit of an overreaction? Dork...
3) You think John and WR should spend time in Marion, but who's Marion? Does she have a smelly pussy or something? Is that why they should spend time? Or is she just an awful lay? Perv...
4) You want to send Nick to Supermax Prison...is that in the Negative Zone? Futurist...
5) Um, Balloonknot is actually Jubarg's best friend, partner in crime, and Brokeback lover. Please pay attention...
Could someone post the Oakley pictures? Broakleyback Mountain especially makes me laugh...
who the hell does oakley think he is? you in the secret mod forum?!?!?!?!
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I am honestly shocked I didn't make it. I guess I'll have to try harder from now on.
Sorry to puncture your ego, rex, but compared to Nick Locking and Warren Ellis you're strictly penny-ante.
 not only doesnt anyone in real life know rex exists, the oversensitive oakers doesnt either!
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Check out his movie review from the same site.
And every word of that attack on Michael Anderson's 90-minute steaming pile of shit is fully justified.
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I am honestly shocked I didn't make it. I guess I'll have to try harder from now on.
Sorry to puncture your ego, rex, but compared to Nick Locking and Warren Ellis you're strictly penny-ante.
Would it help if I said I had anal sex with your mom while your dad watched? And he was cheering me on? I think the video is online somewhere.........
Nice try, genius. That video doesn't exist. 
Now go bother some hippies.
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You didn't check the right sites.
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what is it about rex's upbringing that makes him want to have sex with someone's parents?
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Just a few points/questions:
1) Two days into the New Year, and you're focusing your attention on people you hate? How's about spending more time on the positives of what's to come? Nerd...
2) You want to send the people who made fun of you to jail? Isn't that just a wee bit of an overreaction? Dork...
3) You think John and WR should spend time in Marion, but who's Marion? Does she have a smelly pussy or something? Is that why they should spend time? Or is she just an awful lay? Perv...
4) You want to send Nick to Supermax Prison...is that in the Negative Zone? Futurist...
5) Um, Balloonknot is actually Jubarg's best friend, partner in crime, and Brokeback lover. Please pay attention...
Could someone post the Oakley pictures? Broakleyback Mountain especially makes me laugh...
who the hell does oakley think he is? you in the secret mod forum?!?!?!?!
Nah, if he was me in the secret mod forum, he'd be trying to book RDCW matches that don't exist and calling you a douchebag.
"Whoops" on that first one, huh?
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Oakley wouldn't list Sneaky 'cause he has a BA in Bunny Lovin'.
Surely you jest. We get along about as well as the Montagues and the Capulets.
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You mean like Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet, who fell in love and fucked? Chris, I didn't know you and Sneaky got that far!
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Oakley wouldn't list Sneaky 'cause he has a BA in Bunny Lovin'.
Surely you jest. We get along about as well as the Montagues and the Capulets.
Insert mention on Romeo & Juliet here...
(Except Bunny's smart enough to see Romeo's dead body and say, "Meh, fukkit" instead of offin' herself...)
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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