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1) Two days into the New Year, and you're focusing your attention on people you hate? How's about spending more time on the positives of what's to come? Nerd...




Hey, JM, don't blame me, blame them. Their constant personal attacks drove me to it; Julianelle's crack about Brady being "overrated" was the straw that broke the camel's back.

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2)You want to send the people who made fun of you to jail? Isn't that just a wee bit of an overreaction?




Hardly...I originally said that most of them should be executed.

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3) You think John and WR should spend time in Marion, but who's Marion?




Not who, what-- I was referring to the Marion Federal Prison in Illinois.

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4) You want to send Nick to Supermax Prison...is that in the Negative Zone?




No, it's in the Rockies. "Supermax" is a nickname for the Administrative Maximum(ADMAX) Federal Penitentiary in Florence, Colorado; Zacarias Moussaoui(the 20th hijacker on 9/11) and Ted Kaczynski(a.k.a. the Unabomber) are both incarcerated there.

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5) Um, Balloonknot is actually Jubarg's best friend, partner in crime, and Brokeback lover.




There's an image I didn't need in my head.