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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said: You mean like Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet, who fell in love and fucked? Chris, I didn't know you and Sneaky got that far!
Get real, Mxy. The only way we'd be in the same room is if she were trying to shoot me. 
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Yeah, because she's the unstable one.
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And you'd know something about instability, wouldn't you, Rex?
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Easter must be your favorite holiday Oakley, with all the cute bunnies reminding you of your love for Sneaky. It must be like Valentine's and Sweetest day all rolled into one lump of love drunkenness.
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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said: You mean like Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet, who fell in love and fucked? Chris, I didn't know you and Sneaky got that far!
Shit...beat me to it.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I want Nowhereman and Joe Mama to push my stool in.
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Fucking Dad used to be fun, But you could park a semi in his asshole now. Those schwoogie's DP his ass all the time
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Did you guys ever lick the cum outta dad's ass after the schwoogies were done? Mmmmmmm that stuff tasty.
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And with that, Nowhereman officially breaks the all-time single season record for most alt IDs. 
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Pig Iran said: Easter must be your favorite holiday Oakley...
Nope. It's the 4th of July, with Christmas a close second followed by Halloween and Super Bowl Sunday. 
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Chris Oakley said: And with that, Nowhereman officially breaks the all-time single season record for most alt IDs.
There's a posting season??? 
For the record, how did Nowhereman break the record with 0 alts? Was the original record somewhere in the negative numbers, or is this some new "Oakley-Math"?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Hoo Hoo Hoo I invented alt id's
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awww Oakley's Column got taken down. What a shame.
DOUCHEBAG!!!!
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Balloon Knot said: Hoo Hoo Hoo I invented alt id's
Tell 'em, Fred...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Balloon Knot said: awww Oakley's Column got taken down. What a shame.
DOUCHEBAG!!!!
This'll make him feel better about the death of his blog...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Balloon Knot said: Hoo Hoo Hoo I invented alt id's
Liar. 
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Balloon Knot said: Hoo Hoo Hoo I invented alt id's
Liar.
Shut up faggot
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Hey Chris!
Go fuck yourself ya stupid cunt!
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Frank Burns is God. He's God's father, Maggedon. -Im Not Mister Mxypltk
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Frank thinks about sex..but does sex think about Frank? -Beardguy
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Frank Burns has just become my favorite alt ID. -Joe Mama
i hate frank burns spam -Rob
I've been quoted by Frank Burns! This is the greatest day in the history of everything -King Snarf
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Nowhereman said:
Fucking Brilliant

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From : Joe Procopio <joe@intrepidmedia.com> Sent : Friday, April 6, 2007 6:42 AM To : <rexstardust@hotmail.com> Subject : Chris Oakley
Hi there,
This morning I woke up up to my ass in complaints from Intrepid Media members. I have no desire to censor anything on my site, but at this point I'm asking you to take the battle somewhere else. I know you guys have your reasons, but there's no need to play this out on Intrepid Media.
I've removed the list of enemies column and asked him not to repost it. I'm deleting this account but not banning. I have a feeling you all will respect my request and I don't want to ban people.
Thanks for understanding.
-joe
--- Joe Procopio President Intrepid Media Inc.
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Who was complaining?
Man, I'm glad I posted the list at the beginning of the this thread.
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oakley probably got all his different personalties (like nuriko) to defend him. I was going to respond to his e-mail but I'm too lazy today.
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Maybe tomorrow you could answer the e-mail and move out of your mom's basement, rex.
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Tomorrow I have to wash all the socks I raped over the weekend.
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I bet thats a full time job
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rex said: oakley probably got all his different personalties (like nuriko) to defend him. I was going to respond to his e-mail but I'm too lazy today.
Sorry to disappoint you, but Joe Procopio and I are two totally different peopele,as a look at the photo in his Intrepid Media profile will confirm:
http://intrepidmedia.com/whois.asp?id=1
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Fucking Brilliant
Drop dead.
And by the way, Nowhereman, you owe me an apology, you asshole.
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Chris Oakley said: And with that, Nowhereman officially breaks the all-time single season record for most alt IDs.
There's a posting season??? 
For the record, how did Nowhereman break the record with 0 alts? Was the original record somewhere in the negative numbers, or is this some new "Oakley-Math"?
It was supposed to be a joke, dumbass. 
And Rex thinks I'm humorless?
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