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Easy for you to say, JM. It's not you he's waging an online smear campaign against.

And there's a few other people on the list ahead of you, so your profile will have to wait.

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Easy for you to say, JM. It's not you he's waging an online smear campaign against.

And there's a few other people on the list ahead of you, so your profile will have to wait.




He's not waging it. You're waging it. He's already won it.

And get cracking on that profile, you douche-nozzle! I should've at least broken your top ten by now, bitch!!!


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Easy for you to say, JM. It's not you he's waging an online smear campaign against.

And there's a few other people on the list ahead of you, so your profile will have to wait.




He's not waging it. You're waging it.




Wrong...this is all on him, all of it.

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Easy for you to say, JM. It's not you he's waging an online smear campaign against.

And there's a few other people on the list ahead of you, so your profile will have to wait.




He's not waging it. You're waging it.




Wrong...this is all on him, all of it.




Why'd you edit the last part of that line? "He's already won it."


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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NAME: Nick Locking
HOME: London, England
WHAT HE DOES: Runs a website called the Vhive
WHY HE'S ON THE LIST: Since I posted a message at his old Delphi forum back in 2003 about I regard "Millennium" as the worst movie of all time, he's made it his main mission in life to spread a false impression that it's not the case; not only that, he purposely sabotaged the "Edit Signature" function on my Vhive account so that I couldn't erase a line from it which said 'Millennium is the finest movie ever made'. On top of that, he verbally attacks me every chance he gets and encourages many of his fellow Vhive posters to do likewise. And last but not least, he's gagged me three times from his forum for refusing to endure his attacks in silence.
HOW I'D KILL HIM IF I HAD THE CHANCE: Bash his worthless America-hating skull in with the nearest convenient blunt instrument




This is over differing views of a MOVIE???








No, it's over him trying to dupe people into thinking I like "Millennium" when he knows damn well that I hate it.

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NAME: Nick Locking
HOME: London, England
WHAT HE DOES: Runs a website called the Vhive
WHY HE'S ON THE LIST: Since I posted a message at his old Delphi forum back in 2003 about I regard "Millennium" as the worst movie of all time, he's made it his main mission in life to spread a false impression that it's not the case; not only that, he purposely sabotaged the "Edit Signature" function on my Vhive account so that I couldn't erase a line from it which said 'Millennium is the finest movie ever made'. On top of that, he verbally attacks me every chance he gets and encourages many of his fellow Vhive posters to do likewise. And last but not least, he's gagged me three times from his forum for refusing to endure his attacks in silence.
HOW I'D KILL HIM IF I HAD THE CHANCE: Bash his worthless America-hating skull in with the nearest convenient blunt instrument




This is over differing views of a MOVIE???








No, it's over him trying to dupe people into thinking I like "Millennium" when he knows damn well that I hate it.




It Millenium a movie?


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Yeah, it is. And it sucks like a Hoover vacuum.

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Yeah, it is. And it sucks like a Hoover vacuum.




So Millenium is a movie. And you two disagree on whether or not it's a good movie, which is where this war started. Which means that what I initially said was right. Which makes you a liar for denying it. You fucking liar, stop talking!


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Yeah, it is. And it sucks like a Hoover vacuum.




So Millenium is a movie. And you two disagree on whether or not it's a good movie, which is where this war started. Which means that what I initially said was right.




No, it means you've ignored most of my actual point...which is that he's spreading lies about me. Whether he thinks it's good or not I have no idea.

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Easy for you to say, JM. It's not you he's waging an online smear campaign against.

And there's a few other people on the list ahead of you, so your profile will have to wait.




He's not waging it. You're waging it.




Wrong...this is all on him, all of it.




Why'd you edit the last part of that line? "He's already won it."




Because I was saving my response to that for a separate post...which is that he hasn't won it yet, not until I wimp out and stop defending myself against his verbal attacks or worse, forgive him for all the crap he's put me through the last four years.

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Yeah...I'm gonna stick with "He's already won it." Eight years of carrying a grudge against a man who wouldn't know you if you were standing in front of him? An ongoing war with people who easily dismiss you and laugh at you? An enemies list of people who either don't know you exist or want to be higher on the list? An unexamined life is not worth living - you should rectify your living condition.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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The best way of rectifying my living condition would be to wipe out at least half the people on the list.

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The best way of rectifying my living condition would be to wipe out at least half the people on the list.




No, rectifying your living condition would be putting it to an end. And I'm still waiting for my profile. Do you even remember why I'm on your enemies list? Nowhereman? Mxy? Why are you such a negative Nellie?


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So Chris, you like the movie Millenium huh.
Must tell everyone on the internet!

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Even though I know perfectly well that Chris thinks "Millennium" is the worst movie of all time I'm going to lie about him because attacking him is one of my favorite hobbies and I'm part of Locking's conspiracy to ruin his life.



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The best way of rectifying my living condition would be to wipe out at least half the people on the list.




No, rectifying your living condition would be putting it to an end. And I'm still waiting for my profile. Do you even remember why I'm on your enemies list? Nowhereman? Mxy? Why are you such a negative Nellie?




Hey, you'd be negative too if Locking pulled half as much crap on you as he's pulled on me.

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The best way of rectifying my living condition would be to wipe out at least half the people on the list.




No, rectifying your living condition would be putting it to an end. And I'm still waiting for my profile. Do you even remember why I'm on your enemies list? Nowhereman? Mxy? Why are you such a negative Nellie?




Hey, you'd be negative too if Locking pulled half as much crap on you as he's pulled on me.




Crybaby.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Even though I know perfectly well that Chris thinks "Millennium" is the worst movie of all time I'm going to lie about him because attacking him is one of my favorite hobbies and I'm part of Locking's conspiracy to ruin his life.






Ok, so you like Millenium, we have already established that.
Now to let everyone else know that!

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Even though I know perfectly well that Chris thinks "Millennium" is the worst movie of all time I'm going to lie about him because attacking him is one of my favorite hobbies and I'm part of Locking's conspiracy to ruin his life.






Ok, so you like Millenium, we have already established that.
Now to let everyone else know that!




Actually, Nobrainsman, I just got finished saying that I HATE it.

As in "loathe", "despise", "detest", "abhor".

As in "I want to see Michael Joseph Anderson lying dead in a pool of his own blood."

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I am so glad you are a huge fan of the movie.
I just let everyone else know!

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Fan? Are you kidding? I think it's a piece of shit. It makes "Gigli" look like "Citizen Kane".

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Fan? Are you kidding? I think it's a piece of shit. It makes "Gigli" look like "Citizen Kane".




So you're a fan of Gigli too, then.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Certainly not. I think Ben Affleck should have been banned from the motion picture industry for life after inflicting that stinkbomb on us.

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Ok, so Millenium and Gigli are Oakers favourite movies!

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Updating my sig...


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Ok, so Millenium and Gigli are Oakers favourite movies!




Certainly not. I think all existing prints of them should be burned and their directors publicly hanged.

Which reminds me, I need to update my sig too...

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I remember how much I used to pretend to hate those movies, but then when I had the sex change, I finally fessed up to loving them.


I was never a real man,and always loved the cock,so I finally decided to become a woman.
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Not funny.

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Indeed.


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I wouldn't know funny if it walked up and bit me.



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I wouldn't know funny if it walked up and bit me.







"Funny" is a state of being. It can neither walk nor bite. Stupid.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Well, you still don't know anything about funny.

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Well, you still don't know anything about funny.




But you're an expert on the life as and function of a douche-nozzle.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Screw you.

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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I helped Whitey Bulger kill people.



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I helped Whitey Bulger kill people.







Yep. I'm the inspiration behind Matt Damon's character in The Departed. 'Cept I'm not dead.

Spoilers!


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I helped Whitey Bulger kill people.







Yep. I'm the inspiration behind Matt Damon's character in The Departed. 'Cept I'm not dead.

Spoilers!




You can't spoil a Scorcese movie.

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I helped Whitey Bulger kill people.







Yep. I'm the inspiration behind Matt Damon's character in The Departed. 'Cept I'm not dead.

Spoilers!




You can't spoil a Scorcese movie.




Christ, you just keep getting stupider and stupider, don't you?


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I helped Whitey Bulger kill people.







Yep. I'm the inspiration behind Matt Damon's character in The Departed. 'Cept I'm not dead.

Spoilers!




You can't spoil a Scorcese movie.




Christ, you just keep getting stupider and stupider, don't you?




I'm telling you, this person is an artist. He/she is making you forget any of your preconceived notions of Oakley. Despite how many pictures of 'him' (doctored or otherwise) have been displayed on this board, I can't but help get a mental image of Oakley looking like that Corkey kid from Life Goes On.


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