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Chris Oakley said:
NAME: Joe Mama, aka "Joseph Mother"
HOME: the same state as me
WHAT HE DOES: haunts my dreams
WHY HE'S ON THE LIST: He's rebuffed my advances and revealled me to be exactly what I am: a lying, racist, homophobic, anti-Semitic, Christian-hating, anti-American, woman-beating, Millennium-loving, necrophillic douche-nozzle. And yet I cannot stop lusting after him...and Sneaky Bunny...and Grimm. Now I must go beat Nuriko!
HOW I'D KILL HIM IF I HAD THE CHANCE: I wouldn't. Hopefully someday he'll come to his senses and love me even one half as much as I love him. And Sneaky Bunny. And Grimm. And Kurt Angle. And Warren Ellis. Jesus, I'm so turned on right now that Nuriko's about to catch another beating!!!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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