I've just gotten a message from Warren Ellis:
"Oy! I'm Warren Ellis. You may know me from such graphic novels as Transmetropolitan, The Authority, Planetary, Hellblazer, and 50 Ways to Kill an Oakley. I've recently heard that little toerag Chris Oakley is farting about on the intarweb again, pissing and moaning about me banning him. Well, I did and I'd do it again."
"Ere's a photo of me masturbating while thinking about that time I banned Oakley from my forum."
"This next photo is me preparing to refuse to sign Chris' books at a convention while laughing at him and saying "Got Milk?"
"I was just having dinner wiv me wife when I was informed of Oakley's tantrum. You can see the expression on my face: You mean that little tit is at it again? Right then. . .off we go!"
