RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts If this Oakley War of '07 is good for anything...

It's my entertainment. Thanks guys. Carry on.

It brought life back to the Off-topic forum............without Frank Burns

And the Mopius family!

Gob bless Oakley!!

I still want to see the Oakley clones take on the Mopius Family. . .

I believe we can set that up.

Let's start,the Familyyyyy Feud!!
With your host.....Kurt Angle!!!

By GAWD!!

and Warren Ellis!!

Especially Warren Ellis!!!

I've just gotten a message from Warren Ellis:

"Oy! I'm Warren Ellis. You may know me from such graphic novels as Transmetropolitan, The Authority, Planetary, Hellblazer, and 50 Ways to Kill an Oakley. I've recently heard that little toerag Chris Oakley is farting about on the intarweb again, pissing and moaning about me banning him. Well, I did and I'd do it again."


"Ere's a photo of me masturbating while thinking about that time I banned Oakley from my forum."


"This next photo is me preparing to refuse to sign Chris' books at a convention while laughing at him and saying "Got Milk?"


"I was just having dinner wiv me wife when I was informed of Oakley's tantrum. You can see the expression on my face: You mean that little tit is at it again? Right then. . .off we go!"

Warren Ellis is one of my favorite writers. I picked up the Wolfskin series from Avatar. I thought it was a coincidence that one of the characters (a gay pedophillic village head) looked like Oakley. Now I'm not so sure...

Warren Ellis is cute!

Wakka wakka doodoo yeah!

I want them to fuck me in the ass.

Stop posting links to Rob's blog.

No one's gonna fucking read it.

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