You need to watch out. Leigh has a bullet with your name on it.
Sure, honey. When you get to the hotel, could you see if they'll like send up steaks and stuff and let me know? If I get the late flight I'm gonna be starving by the time I get to Vegas.
Ok, cabana boy...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
