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Aw, thanks girl! And don't forget, my office is right across the street from the Yankee's spring training! So if you decide to come down south, give a holla. Casa d'Angelo is always open. I'll treat you the the best beaches, nightlife, you name it. Florida's a nice blend of Jimmy Buffet and Gone with the Wind. Quote:
And as for this 'Yankee condo' it certainly beats living in a southern prison.
Dang! Burn, dude, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn...
Oh, by the way, have I been writing Vivian as a teetotaller (or whatever the heck they're called)? She does drink alcohol, just not the cheap stuff. Because she is a snob.
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CJ, you are a girl after my own heart. You ever make it up to Yankeeland (and I mean that both historically and baseball wise - and both Knut and my Cap'n can stop rolling their eyes now), you and I will have a night out on the town with beer, whiskey and daquiris... 
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So, I have given us...a goal! A plan. Tropical beaches, hot outfits, speedy boats, drugs, money, guns...hope this helps inspire everyone.
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Aw, thanks girl!
And don't forget, my office is right across the street from the Yankee's spring training!
I may havta move into your office so that I can stal...um, I mean, see Jeter...
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So if you decide to come down south, give a holla. Casa d'Angelo is always open. I'll treat you the the best beaches, nightlife, you name it. Florida's a nice blend of Jimmy Buffet and Gone with the Wind.
Damn girl, I might just take you up on that ...
Looks like the story is on its way. Sweet.
I have no idea what Leigh is gonna tell Redjack. NW, you have a plan? 
I'm kinda drawing a blank as to what to do with the story next. This, uh, ever happen to anyone else? 
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So, I have given us...a goal! A plan. Tropical beaches, hot outfits, speedy boats, drugs, money, guns...hope this helps inspire everyone.
If you posted pics of you in a french maid outfit if would inspire us.
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I'm kinda drawing a blank as to what to do with the story next. This, uh, ever happen to anyone else?
I've been drawing a blank for a while. I printed everything out and I'm gonna read through it a couple times hoping to get my brain working again.
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So, I have given us...a goal! A plan. Tropical beaches, hot outfits, speedy boats, drugs, money, guns...hope this helps inspire everyone.
Clever idea! 
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Aw, thanks girl!
And don't forget, my office is right across the street from the Yankee's spring training!
I may havta move into your office so that I can stal...um, I mean, see Jeter...
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So if you decide to come down south, give a holla. Casa d'Angelo is always open. I'll treat you the the best beaches, nightlife, you name it. Florida's a nice blend of Jimmy Buffet and Gone with the Wind.
Damn girl, I might just take you up on that ...
Looks like the story is on its way. Sweet.
I have no idea what Leigh is gonna tell Redjack. NW, you have a plan?
I'm kinda drawing a blank as to what to do with the story next. This, uh, ever happen to anyone else?
of course. its called writers...uh...nevermind....
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Aw, thanks girl!
And don't forget, my office is right across the street from the Yankee's spring training!
I may havta move into your office so that I can stal...um, I mean, see Jeter...
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So if you decide to come down south, give a holla. Casa d'Angelo is always open. I'll treat you the the best beaches, nightlife, you name it. Florida's a nice blend of Jimmy Buffet and Gone with the Wind.
Damn girl, I might just take you up on that ...
Looks like the story is on its way. Sweet.
I have no idea what Leigh is gonna tell Redjack. NW, you have a plan?
I'm kinda drawing a blank as to what to do with the story next. This, uh, ever happen to anyone else?
of course. its called writers...uh...nevermind....
Yes, yes, I know, smartass, but what I'm really asking for is a lil help... What do you guys do to get the wheels turning again?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Yes, yes, I know, smartass,
she noticed...
anyways im trying to figure that out myself cause i havent posted anything lately
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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What do you guys do to get the wheels turning again?
we wait for Pro to blow up the universe.
you can't force it, you just have to wait for it. the story kinda circled around for a bit as the characters came together and everyone tried to figure out what they should be doing. now they're headed out to do the job and there's a solid direction.
so, you just have to wait for inspiration to hit again. sometimes it takes a little while.
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sitting on the crapper helps too...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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What do you guys do to get the wheels turning again?
we wait for Pro to blow up the universe.
you can't force it, you just have to wait for it. the story kinda circled around for a bit as the characters came together and everyone tried to figure out what they should be doing. now they're headed out to do the job and there's a solid direction.
so, you just have to wait for inspiration to hit again. sometimes it takes a little while.
Y'know, I was waiting for something deep, like "drink"...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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sitting on the crapper helps too...
You really ARE a smartass! 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Try listening to music. Preferably one that gets you into the right mood for the kind of stuff you're writing. Also, watching movies similar in subject or tone of what you're writing can help as well. The best thing to do to get ideas flowing is just relax. Have a drink, sit back, and get calm. Once your mind is free of bullshit, ideas tend to manifest easier.
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I always come up with ideas when ever I'm away from my computer so I try to have a pen and papen on me at all times.
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Thanks guys. I 'preciate all of your advice.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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yup...
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Everyone should also tell us what movies-TV shows-whatever you get your inspiration from so we know how to write them.
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well, for this story I'd suggest anything dealing with crime.
From Dusk Till Dawn (basically as just a jumping off point for Seth)
Reservoir Dogs (the aftermath of a caper gone horribly wrong, which these characters should all be familiar with by now)
Ocean's Eleven (either version. caper gone right, which they should also be familiar with)
Bandits (kicks ass. I wish I could come up a character as messed up as Thornton in that one)
pretty much anything that the Coen Bros. have done.
The Limey (simply because it kicks ass. )
The Usual Suspects
mmm. . .I know there's a LOT more out there.
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What do you guys do to get the wheels turning again?
we wait for Pro to blow up the universe.
you can't force it, you just have to wait for it. the story kinda circled around for a bit as the characters came together and everyone tried to figure out what they should be doing. now they're headed out to do the job and there's a solid direction.
so, you just have to wait for inspiration to hit again. sometimes it takes a little while.
Y'know, I was waiting for something deep, like "drink"...
I thought that part was understood. . .
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well, for this story I'd suggest anything dealing with crime.
From Dusk Till Dawn (basically as just a jumping off point for Seth)
Reservoir Dogs (the aftermath of a caper gone horribly wrong, which these characters should all be familiar with by now)
Ocean's Eleven (either version. caper gone right, which they should also be familiar with)
Bandits (kicks ass. I wish I could come up a character as messed up as Thornton in that one)
pretty much anything that the Coen Bros. have done.
The Limey (simply because it kicks ass. )
The Usual Suspects
mmm. . .I know there's a LOT more out there.
The Last Seduction. Linda Fiorentino is a heartless bitch that you end up cheering for. She's viscious and brutal - murder; screwing with people's heads and hearts (and, yes, actually screwing them too); violence; setting people up as pawns - the whole nine, all for the money... Originally I wanted Leigh to be like this, but I'm finding that I'm not yet comfortable enough to write someone quite this icy yet...
Oddly enough, I'm gonna say Miller's Crossing - yeah, its a mob movie, but all the double crosses in this movie kinda make me feel this coulds work in our heist - who is gonna double cross who and the like...
Of course, Ocean's Eleven - good, fun heist flick - I see Seth and Viv riding off into the sunset al la George and Julia - I think that's the only thing that looks like in a guarentee in this story so far...the rest? Up in the air.
There are more, but these were the ones that immediately came to mind...
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My inspirations: O Brother, where art thou?  "Oh George, not the livestock." The Ladykillers  "We shall all have waffles forthwith." Miami Vice  Mostly for the soundtrack...'You Belong to the City' is just perfect. And for Vivian in particular: A Steercar Named Desire  Hard to believe this hunk is Superman's dad... Essex Boys  The twist here is that the highly abused wife of the main bad guy is the real villian, manipulating everyone. Ha. And for some reason, I can see Seth drinking with this guy:  Well, maybe not drinking...
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I haven't seen any of those.
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Ceej - ever since I read your entry, the theme to Miami Vice has been playing in my head.
Never heard of Essex Boys - just put it on my netflix list ahead of Bad Santa.
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O Brother, Miller's Crossing, and Ladykillers are all Coen Bros. flicks.  oh, The Getaway! yeah. with the criminal couple trying to escape to mexico and the people they double crossed chasing 'em. yeah.
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Well, I Netflixed Miller's Crossing, The Last Seduction, and The Getaway. I've never heard of any of them before. Harl, Essex Boys is a pretty interesting British crime film, but I had to watch it with subtitles. And the coolest part is the bottle of acid Sean Bean carries around. So awesome. And while I'm thinking of British stuff...  
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Snatch is another great one. Lock, Stock is good, but Snatch is great.
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Well, I Netflixed Miller's Crossing, The Last Seduction, and The Getaway. I've never heard of any of them before.
Harl, Essex Boys is a pretty interesting British crime film, but I had to watch it with subtitles. And the coolest part is the bottle of acid Sean Bean carries around. So awesome.
And while I'm thinking of British stuff...
Ahhhh! Love these movies! Had no fuckin' clue what Pitt was saying through half of Snatch, but great movie!
and of course, in the vein of great British caper flicks how could I forget this one featuring out mutual lust boy?
 
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Oh, and Ceej, I cannot recommend Miller's Crossing and The Last Seduction enough. Seriously - Miller's Crossing is prolly my favorite mob movie - and that includes The Godfather and the like. If you don't believe me about how damn good this movie is, just ask Joe Mama about "the high hat"... The Last Seduction - Fiorintino was robbed of an Oscar - this movie showed on HBO before it hit the theatres thereby rendering her ineligible to be nominated - she totally TOTALLY deserved to win the Oscar for her performance - she was the ultimate femme fatale - murdering and betraying everyone in the film - and she was scathingly brilliant in the role. Even if it wouldn't get you in the mood to write this story (I have it in the next batch of netflixed movies) they are fantastic films to watch.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Snatch is great.
And the movie's pretty good too.
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Snatch is great.
And the movie's pretty good too.
I was waiting for someone to make the obvious joke...
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When it comes to snatch jokes, nothing beats the title of this thread.
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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definitely down with layer cake...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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great post by harley...though im slightly confused bout my character again...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Thanks, Knut.  What'choo confused about WRT Sam?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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OK, things are making sense again. I MAY post later today. I've got a lot of stuff going on with the move right now.
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So, the girls are off to shop, and no doubt chat. Poor Seth has no idea what he's in for... heh.
Ok, CJ, how do you want this to play? Any idea?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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