Ceej, you wanna become a McQueen fan then rent Bullit. Not only is McQueen a total badass in it, but it has one of the best car chases in cinematic history.

There's a reason why those Absolut ads use him as the example of the "Absolute Man"...McQueen was tres sexy...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi