*Our show opens with a shot of the throngs of screaming RDCW fans who've packed the Cheesedome to see the return of their beloved home federation and it's stars!

"Boners Sooner" starts to play as Fat Retard makes his way down to the commentary area. "SLOBBERKNOCKER!!!!!! POWERBOMB!!!!!!! THE STERNUM!!!!!!!!!"

Then as "Don'tcha" begins to play, LLarry "The Queen" LLawller joins Fat Retard at the booth and cops a cheap feel!


FR: "STERNUM!!!!!!!!"

LL: "Damn near killed 'em!"

*Then ZZ Top's "La Grange" cues up as Mike "The Mouth" Monroe heads down to the ring.

MM: "Fans, thanks for coming back and being here with us tonight. We've missed you while we were gone, and we couldn't have come back without you! So as a special treat, you've asked for it. . .you've demanded it. . .and we're going to give it to you! The return of. . .MADMAN MARCUM!!!!!!!!!!!

*The fans go even wilder as Primus' "Anti-pop" plays and MarcuM joins Monroe at their usual position at ringside.

MarcuM: It's good to be back and Mike Monroe, there's just one thing I want to say!

Monroe: What's that, Madman?

MarcuM: Damn, I look good!

Monroe: I'm a litle confused though, didn't you already come back last year when MisterJLA bought out the promotion?

MarcuM: No, that wasn't me! JLA tried to use mine and several other former RDCW star's names and likenesses without permission. So we filed a class action lawsuit against him! Don't be fooled by cheap imitations!

Monroe: It's great to have you back!
Fans, for the last couple of months, a war has been brewing. Several families have been brawling with each other all over Roboken. Well, tonight, in this very ring, we're going to attempt to settle things with a Family Feud Battle Royal!!!!!!!

James White, take it away!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Family Feud Battle Royal
single choice
Outcasts (Chris Oakley, Nuriko, Letrienne Jones) (0%, 0 Votes)
Oakley Family (Joe, Pedro, Faarooq Oakley X, Christine, Old Man, Oakley Dokeley) (33%, 5 Votes)
Mopius Family (Mopius, Wife, Jr. Daughter, Cat, Penis) (33%, 5 Votes)
Murtazin Family (Murtazin, Wife, Jr. Daughter) (27%, 4 Votes)
Banditoshu Family (Banditoshu, Wife, ???) (7%, 1 Votes)
Total Votes: 15
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 1:27 PM