<The lights in the Cheesedome fade for a moment, after which AC/DC's 'TNT' blares and the lights come up to reveal the ever-impressive Chewy Walrus making his way down the ramp, followed by Killconey. The two are, once again, dressed as Jay and Silent Bob:



The crowd cheers wildly as the duo enters the ring. Killconey picks up a microphone on the way up the steps while Chewy strolls casually around the ring...>

KC: What up, bitches? <Pops from the crowd...> Welcome back to the Dome O' Cheese, where yours truly and this beefy bastard are gonna lay some smack down!

<Chewy, still in character, nods nonchalantly...>

KC: Tonight in this ring, we are gonna be takin' on the Masked Avengers, and... <Killconey pauses and looks around...> Who the fuck are the Masked Avengers?

<Chewy shrugs. Laughs from the crowd...>

KC: That blows. We gotta fight some campy losers when I could be backstage with my lady, and... yeah, you know the rest.

CW:

KC: The Masked Avengers, huh? I hear they also go by the name Golden Age Grapplers. GAG for short. Well, they'll probably make for a good gag in the ring tonight. Also making an appearance tonight, the man himself, the good Captain... <Chewy salutes> the most dangerous man in the RDCW, Captain Sammitch!

<Huge pops at the mention of Sammitch...>

KC: Apparently he'll be takin' on that whiny little bitch of a virgin who somehow managed to get his manicured little mitts on the title belt once upon a time. Yeah, you know who I'm talkin' about. <Laughs from the crowd...> Lemme see here...

<Killconey reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tape measure, which he proceeds to start wrapping around his waist. Chewy looks at him, puzzled...>

KC: What's it look like I'm doing? I'm gettin' sized for the belt. If they'll give it to Queen Snarf they'll give it to anyone! <Laughs. Chewy pantomimes Snarf's signature headlock, drawing more laughs...> Anyway, all y'alls get comfy out there, and we'll smell ya later. Poice!

<Chewy and Killconey reenact the dance scene from Clerks as the beat blares throughout the Cheesedome. Fade to black...>