*suicidal tendancies blares thru the cheesedome*
*ghost hog starts to walk slowly to the ring, white hooded robe pulled down over his face* making his way to the ring slowly*
fr: sternum!!!!!! slobberknocker and sternum!!!!!!!!!
mouth: this is going to look good marcum, ghost hog, we all remember pig iron, but is this ghost hog going to have the same mentality, what is he going to do, is he going over the top rope tonight, most important fat retard is drooling over there, can we get his fat ass a bib?
marcuM: we'll have to wait n see mouth, can't wait to see how this match plays out. Most importantly, where's Schwarz? We need some good ol' RDCW Hottie action!
*ghost hog makes it to the ring and rolls in signaling for a mic*
GH: " BPT. I think I know what that stands for. yeah, I'm not a genius, but I'm pretty damn smart. It's not big is it? Nah, wait yeah-he's a big one. The T, yeah I think that's Tim. The P though, Hmmmm. P is for punk, nah that's too anarchist. P, hmmm, Poetic, nahhhh that's too Maudlin. P, P, pain in the ass-nah, that's too straight-forward. Wait, I know...meowwwwwww, the P stands for ...."
*another one bites the dust starts to play, cutting thru whatever ghost was saying,
ghost hog gets ready seeing bpt running straight to the ring*
fr: buh gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mouth: looks like bpt is ready to get this one going
marcuM: that's right, LOOK!
*ghost hog and bpt are trading big right hands, back and forth with the crowd reacting to each closed fist.*
mouth: look at those right hands, that's how you start a match!
*ghost hog drops to a knee after bpt last right hand, after a few more shots to the face ghost hog low blows bpt dropping him to the canvas*
marcuM: that's why ghost hog is going to win this.
*ghost hog is stomping on bpt then goes to the top rope*
mouth: it seems a little early for the top, the slaughterhouse could end it early.
*bpt is up and running to the ropes dropping ghost hog down and then to the floor outside, bpt follows him out and picks up a steel chair, folding it and then nailing ghost hog in the face as he is standing up*
marcuM: it's over, ghost hog wins, i told you he would.
mouth: ghost hog may have won, but it looks like it's not over.
*bpt hits ghost hog again as krazed and j run to the down into the cheesedome. bpt tossing gh into the ring and continuing to go after a gh*
mouth: he's busted open marcum, this is. . .where did this come from?
marcuM: ghost hog is trying to fight back, look!
*gh throws a few weak punches but is knocked flat when j and krazed start to stomp him down with bpt, krazed picks him up throwing him to the ropes where j catches him with the ridgesword!!!*
mouth: look, it's shwartz, she shouldn't be here for this!
marcum: fat retard's drooling again!
Monroe: His ass fell asleep!
*bpt immediatly corners her as she gets into the ring taunting her, looking her up and down, while she looks at gh. watching j set gh up for the klincher. krazed hits it when bpt. bpt lets shwartz watch as he picks up gh and tosses him over the top rope, barely able to hear him saying bitch...top rope over the crowd roaring*
mouth: he threw him over the top rope. gh back, and thrown over the top rope like a bitch in his first match.
marcuM: i don't think he'll like that much.
*krazed and j leave, bpt stopping long enough to give shwatz a slap on the ass, and gesturing to come with them. she looks frightened, looking down at ghost hog, but watches as the west side rollers leave *
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