(When Two Become One) Starring Fred Phelps & the G-man
the G-man
People tell me I’m a git
Now I find that you’re the bigger shit
Fred Phelps
I searched from sea to shining sea
To find a bigger cunt than me
Both
Our love ain’t confidential
Two extremists
Searching for a world
So fundamental
the G-man
I engage my fear & hate
Campaigning for a one-party United States
Fred Phelps
I engage my fear of benders
Against the evil queer agenda
Rob
Woah!
Both
We’re so insecure
Our rose tinted world view
Is grown with our own manure
We’re so fucking trapped
Our wit’s too blunt to cut
All we do is pile up the crap
Our love ain’t confidential
Two extremists
Searching for a world
So fundamental
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