Mike The Mouth Monroe: Thank you Robin! Well, folks, we've got a whole hell of a lot still to come tonight! And of course, a big part of that is the return of The Million Dollar Pitbull Charlie to the RDCW, as he takes on old foe Spandex Monkey Man of the Monkey World Order, a former RDCW Big Cheese Champion!
Marcum: I don't know why we even recognise that title change! It only lasted two days!
Monroe: SPAMM still held the title, Marcum, so it still counts! Besides, we haven’t been able to get the banana smell of the belt!
Marcum:Whatever, Mouth! Anyway, earlier today Charlie was gracious enough to allow me an exclusive interview. Roll the footage!
We cut to an opulent hotel room, where Charlie is sitting. As always when away from the ring, Charlie is dressed in an immaculate suit. Marcum is also present, with his toadying turned up to 11Marcum: So, Charlie, can I just say what an honour it is to have a wrestler of your abilities in the RDCW.
Charlie: Of course you can, Marcum. ‘Course, I ain’t sayin I came cheap. Paragon had to fork out a whole hell of a lot on behalf of the owners of RDCW to get me here.
Marcum: But of course, of course. On the other hand, is it not true that you own part of RDCW? Why would you refuse to wrestle for your own promotion?
Charlie laughs indulgently Charlie: That’s not technically true, Madman. When Rob Kamphausen was getting together the funds to revive the RDCW, I gave him a modest loan- at very generous interest, I might add- to get the whole show up and running. And I see nothing wrong with recouping on my investment by charging him further money to get me t wrestle on his shows. Charlie the businessman and Charlie the wrestler are two very different entities.
Marcum: Both equally successful, I’m sure. So, what are your plans for your big return to the RDCW?
Charlie: Well, I’ve got quite a few plans in the pipeline, but I don’t think I need make any kind of secret out of the fact that The Big Cheese Belt is a long term goal. Joe Mama better have eyes in the back of his head: I’ve beaten him before, and I’m ever better now than I was back then.
Marcum: Is it actually possible to improve on perfection!
Charlie: Easy there, Marcum, toadying don’t come with a fee. Ass for that jumped up ham-and-egger SPAMM, tonight is the last time I plan on facing him for quite a while.
Marcum: Really? How so?
Charlie: Simple really. Tonight’s the last match of SPAMM’s professional career. Tonight…I’m sending him to the morgue.
Charlie turns and addresses the camera directlyCharlie: I know you’ll be watching this, SPAMM, so I’m telling you now. It doesn’t matter what you do in our match, I am gonna break you! Your over, SPAMM! Finished! That is a promise...from the Pitbull!
