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Brainiac 5 finishes a time viewer, Supergirl (of that time) uses it to look in on Superman. But while doing so, they go through 4 or 5 versions of Superman before getting to the one of the new continuity. Golden Age, Silver Age, Mullet Age, and Birthright. Brainy and Kara look at his past with retcons involving:

Clark's adventures with the Legion
Clark not in civvies when he saved the space plane
Lex in Smallville
Martha's dad's funeral
Donner and Johns' interpretation of Krypton
Superman and the Justice League
And some Loeb stuff including Superman/Batman

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In the next issue of Countdown...


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DC should be ashamed of the obvious tentacle rape implied in that picture.


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DC has no shame.

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Funny. If DC was doing to start doing tentacle rape, I would have thought they'd do it in the pages of Aquaman.

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Quote:

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They did this with Supernova's identity in 52. Fucking weak.


Who was Supernova?

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SPOILERS, DAMMIT!

...and like you didn't see that coming from the beginning...

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Chewy endorses tentacle rape!!!!!!!

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Oy, they're beginning to do it... Teen Titans #47 has the team arriving at Duela Dent's funeral, and then it says "See Countdown #48 for full funeral".

I don't care cause I steal these comics from the internets, but if I was buying em I'd feel cheated... especially after seeing that the Titans sequence in Countdown is like one page long.


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...and the issue ends with an Amazons Attack tie-in. Obviously.


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Oy, they're beginning to do it... Teen Titans #47 has the team arriving at Duela Dent's funeral, and then it says "See Countdown #48 for full funeral".




Which, as others have noted, is really counterproductive. A mini series like Countdown should be drawing readers into the ongoing series, not the other way around.

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Issue 47
Jimmy has a nightmare that he's part of the source wall. Holly Robinson wants a fresh start. After telling Mary Marvel that hope is a sick delusion, he gives her his powers. All of them. One Monitor (do these guys even have names yet?) attempts to persuade the rest that their job is not to commit murder, yet they must rectify the errors in the new multiverse. He's silenced by his brother who seeks to eliminate the "virus" infecting the multiverse. The Rogues have a party! Oh, and the Amazons Attack.

In the back up, chapter three of the history of the multiverse. Featuring the first appearance of Earth 3 and the Anti Matter Man.

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The cover was very nice.


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I can get you a toe.

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Damn you and your lemonade!!

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She's young dude...

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The art was nice....that was what I meant....really.


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Sure allan suuuuure...

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Issue 46

Jimmy chases a story to Suicide Slum where he meets up with Sleez, former servant of Darkseid. Sleez yells "He's here!" just before the building they're in crumbles. Someone says "So begins the end" and blasts Sleez. Mary Marvel finds a piece of the Rock of Eternity. Upon confronting it, out comes the demon Pharyngula, harvester of stillborn souls. They fight and Mary takes a lightning bolt through her body. The Rogues fight in a diner. Donna Troy and Jason Todd do more talking before Jason gets the crap kicked out of him by someone named The Forerunner (she's the weapon of the Monitors, people, spoilers).

In the backup, chapter four of the History of the Multiverse. This time with more Earth One and Earth Two teamups. Red Tornado stuff, both adult Robins (the gay Batman looking one and Earth Two Robin), and the presence of more Earths.

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Issue 45

The issue where stuff actually happens! Not really. Just more talking. Harbin...er...Forerunner and Troy fight. Donna uses a machine gun (a fucking machine gun? \:\?\!\: ) against Forerunner only to use her wristbands to deflect Forerunner's spikey things. "Oh I intend to give you an old school beat down" Donna says. \:nono\: A Monitor arrives to stop the fight, then disappears with Jason and Donna. Karate Kid, Doc Mid-nite, Dream Girl, and Starman talk about stuff that's going on in the JLA/JSA crossover. Other Monitors bitch at each other. Jimmy Olsen recaps everything that's been happening to him lately, he also spells out who the New Gods are and his relationship to them. Oh, he's gay for Lightray. Then the end, is that Monarch?

Then in Chapter Five of the History of the Multiverse:
More meetings between the JLA and JSA with the battle between the two teams and Mordru. Heroes pairing with their counterparts. Blah Blah leading up to a crisis of infinite blah blah.

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I was gonna say that the book doesn't look like Giffen is doing layouts, but then I noticed he's not credited. Whu? Did he resign or something?


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he doesn't start until # 43

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In our non-backwards timeline, he lasted from issues one through 43, and resigned in 44.


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yes. if you play the tape backwards, you actually see us help mr. king up and send him on his way.

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Issue 44
Mary is teleported to the Rock of Eternity. After getting a lecture from Billy about her desire for power, Mary flips out and decides to pursue her own destiny. Jimmy tests his theory about his powers (that they activate when he's in danger) only to be proven somewhat wrong. He gets punched by a thug, then shoots spikes from his body! Holly ends up with a bunch of Amazons. Piper and Trickster are on the run for killing the Flash. The Monarch approaches Forerunner, convincing her to join him...for now.

Then, Chapter Six of the History of the Multiverse...it's Crisis on Infinite Earths!

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thank you jeremy for once again helping me to see just how right i was that i didnt start picking this up...


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Issue 43
The funeral for Bart is held, with Jay doing the eulogy. Cyborg and an angry Wonder Girl also give a speech, while Jason, Donna, and a Monitor watch. Piper and Trickster are confronted (and killed?) by Deadshot. Holly is still with the Amazons. Forerunner, with Monarch, decides to eliminate the Monitors.

Finally, History of the Multiverse chapter seven. A brief summary of events leading from COIE to Infinite Crisis.

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
thank you jeremy for once again helping me to see just how right i was that i didnt start picking this up...


Not much is happening...

You're welcome K-nut.

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\:D


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Quote:
Originally posted by Mopius: \:zzz\:

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This thing sucks..can we unsticky this waste of space please....

No offense Germy, but the story sucks..not the spoiler or review...


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By "we" do you mean me or "we" as in...screw it I'll do it.

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If I meant by me I woulda done it..we are a team....


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Deadshot shoots Trickster in the head and chest!





SPOILERS!

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And Superboy Prime, the character that is played out as the badass in the GL comics, is a whining bully. Picking on Mxy, for shame...

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how dare he pick on Mxy! we should all hop on a plane to Mxyco and defend his honor!


















. . .by Tuesday, Wednesday at the latest!

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Superboy Prime is a big meanie. He makes me restart my AIM.


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dastardly!

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So from what (little) I've seen over the past couple weeks Mxy has closed off the path to New Earth's dimension, vowing never to return (another sign of things to come I think). Jimmy is getting his ass handed to him, Mary Marvel is wising up to Eclipso's temptations, and the Challengers visited Earth 12. Looks like the Trickster bit the big one too. Gob help me though, I'm probably wrong on some things.

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