*Suicidal tendencies breaks over the loudspeaker...
Ghost Hog walks onto the ramp (pulling J behind him tied to a metal chair) and into the ring grabbing a mic along the way, and leaving J at ringside.
MM: Hmmm, there's J. Ghost Hog appears to have finally showed up. What's with all that white smoke....Hah, I think he's been doing something illegal backstage-if ya know what I mean.
Ghost Hog cracks his neck and begins pacing around Charlie..Charlie stands looking unimpressed, and slides his finger and thumb together in the universal payout sign...
GH: Charlieeeeeeee. Charlieeeee The Chihuahua. Aaaarfff, arrrffff. Charlie, let me tell you something. Phausen Entertainment LLC doesn't pay all that much so I could definitely use the money, but you have one thing working against you with your bribe. One minor teensy little thing you forgot. You forgot one thing-no two things. I hate you, Charlie, and I don't respect you. Not only do I hate you, but I hate The Pimp, I hate Krazed, I even hate my former master Grimm-frankly, I hate you all.
MM: He hates everything.
GH: When I came back recently I got sidetracked week one. Week one I got handed a reality check- or cheque as you Canadians call it ---Charrllliiieee. I don't need your check, Chihuahua. We are all gonna send you a reality check-I know you Canadians like hockey. I'm not a fan, but I know there's body checking in there somewhere---no Charlieeee, it's not the type of man body checking you do after a night at the Blue moon cafe -I'm talking violence. Charlie, are you Canadian or Mexican I forget these little details.
Ghost Hog pauses as Charlie looks pissed and ready to start some furious action...
MM: Charlie's about to go mad and be an attack dog on the hog...
GH: Now, now Charlie there will be time for that later you have checks to write. I just wanted to remind you that most of us won't take your bribe. I can smell your fear Charlie, and I hope you can see my hate. The hate raging inside me-boiling to the top ready to explode. Charlie remember this- I'm full of hate, and you're full of shit (bleep) Charlie.
goes to leave, and turns...
GH: Ohhh, and one last thing. I'm coming for you you Big Puss Tim. I'm coming for you and then the contract. Tim, your Back Side Rollers can't protect you. I'll go through Charlie, JM, Grimm---whoever. I hate you all, but I hate you more. I might hate you more than I love the belt. The belt is just an idea---a validation of your talent. Well, I'm talented at violence and pain, and I don't need a belt to remind me of that. I'm done with your boyfriend you can have him back.
*GH Slams the mic and flips off Charlie as he exits the ring...Charlie gives a slight chase and thinks better of it. Charlie gives a cocky wink to the crowd and a sly look of pity to Ghost Hog and waves bye bye to Ghost hog.
Charlie: Come back when you grow some, piglet. Anybody else have anything important to say? I don't wanna hear it. Come on out if you wanna see some of the sweet, sweet money---my pen is waittinnggg....Oh,would somebody please help poor J down there.
MM: That was just plain weird...as always.
Exit....
Last edited by Ghost Hog; 2007-06-01 9:30 AM.