Tag Match

Chewy Walrus & Killconey w/Sweet Marlene

vs.

Monkey World Order

The MWO hit the ring first and begin their usual antics with Chevy Nova taking the mic while Zod and Syxxty-Nine do their usual shtick.

Nova: "Brotherbrotherbrotherbrotherdudedaddybrotherdude!

Monroe: What did he just say?

MarcuM: If you have to ask, you'll never know!

Nova: All my little Novamaniacs out there, dudebrotherdaddydude! Take your prayers, Say your vitamins, and don't do school, brotherdude!

Nova is interrupted as "TNT" begins to play and Chewy, KC, and Marlene make their way down to the ring. They hit the ring and a brief staredown ensues. Chevy Nova goes to hit Chewy with the mic, but it has no effect! Nova drops to his knees, begging for mercy as Chewy looks to the crowd.

Chewy goes to pick Nova up, but Nova hits a lowblow on the Walrus! Chevy Nova continues to wear down Chewy Walrus with a combination of weak right-hands and tired catchphrases. Eventually, Chewy tags Killconey in, and Zod blind-tags himself into the match.

Marcum: I think Chevy Nova wanted a bigger piece of Chewy Walrus!

Monroe: Or maybe a chance to strike a few more poses...

The two unhinged opponents face off against each other, and the crowd is eager to see who'll make the craziest, most desperate move. Surprisingly, both stick to conventional attacks, which soon bog down into a stalemate between two tired wrestlers...

Monroe: This could go on forever...

Marcum: Great! Now I can hear more of Chevy Nova's wit and wisdom!

Monroe:

Zod traps KC in the corner, where after a few kicks, the Jay look a like slumps to the mat! Syxxty-Nine slides into the ring and gets ready to deliver a bronco buster!

KC realizes what she's up to and a big smile comes across his face. He signals for her to bring it on, but Sweet Marlene draws his attention from outside the ring. Sternly shaking her head and frowning at KC.

KC:

Killconey gets up out of the corner as a dejected looking Syxxty-Nine steps out of the ring.

Zod tags Chevy Nova back in, and the smaller man quickly sends the Killconey to the mat, then without delay launches into... THE ATOMIC LEG DROP!!!

Marcum: Look out! It's the ATOMIC LEG DROP!!!

Monroe: The horror...

Chevy Nova bounces off of two... then three ropes... then four... then five...

Chevy Nova: Yeah, brother!

Chevy is so enthralled with his finisher that he barely notices Killconey dusting himself off, heading to his corner, and tagging in Chewy Walrus. Chevy Nova bounces off his eleventh and final rope... and charges headlong into a Walrus Tusk!

Killconey:

Zod & Syxxty-Nine:

Chewy tags KC back in and he climbs up to the top to deliver the Ender's Game!

KC goes for the pin and the uneventful three-count, and James White rings the bell. Chewy begins to step back into the ring, but a man jumps over the guardrail and pulls him off of the ring apron violently!

Monroe: What the hell? That man just jumped over the rail! Get security out here!

MarcuM: Security may not be enough, Monroe! Don't you recognize him? It's. . .

M & M: BALLS NASTY!!!!!!!!!!

Monroe: I thought his career was over!

MarcuM: So did I! So did everyone!

Balls picks up the chair he was sitting in and smashes it over's Chewy's head, bloodying the Walrus and dropping him to the floor. Balls then picks up a beer and pours it over the Walrus' body. In the ring, Sweet Marlene alerts Killconey to what's happening as several security guards finally arrive and begin to remove Balls from the building.

KC and Marlene check on Chewy as EMTs arrive. In the confusion, the MWO has gone back to their locker room.

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