Singles Match
King Snarf
vs.
Spandex Monkey Man
Havok returns from break to find Snarf and Spamm in the ring already. Snarf is attempting the headlock, while the MWO is curiously absent from Spamm's corner.
Suddenly, the lights go out and the words "EVIL NEVER DIES" appear on the screen as Ghaleon's theme from Lunar 2 plays.
Monroe: Oh, not THIS again!
The music cuts off and the lights come on, and three people who've appeared in the ring rush Spamm!
Monroe: My god! Is that...
Two of them hit Spamm at the same time with running side kicks, sending him into the corner, he stays up propped up by his arms as the two who just kicked him throw the third, much larger man at him.
MarcuM: Ha ha! Yes it is! Johnny Evil and the Otaku have returned!
JE moves toward Spamm, lifts him to his feet and gets him in position for a cradle suplex, but hits him with a neck breaker once he has him vertical.
MarcuM: I'm not sure what that move's called, he keeps changing its name!
Monroe: Why isn't anyone helping? King Snarf is just standing there enjoying the show!
MarcuM: Well, it IS quite a show!
A backstage camera shows that the door to the MWO's locker room has been locked shut with a padlock from the outside. They're pounding on the door as Ariel stands outside, laughing.
Monroe: Oh no! It looks like Ariel has trapped the MWO in their locker room!
Spamm looks to be badly hurt in the ring and Big Fat Elvis picks him up over his head and throws him out of the ring.
Monroe: Oh no! This is terrible!
MarcuM: You're right! It seems like everyone's ripping off Big Pimp Tim now!
An EMT rushes down the ramp with a rolling stretcher as Hiro runs toward the rope at the far side of the ring, he bounces off, runs back toward the near side, jumps, springboards off the top rope and flies through the air, landing feet first on the stretcher reversing its direction suddenly and smashing it into the EMT! The crowd goes nuts at the astounding display of speed and agility.
Monroe: oh. my. GOD!
Inside the ring, King Snarf applauds and walks toward JE. Snarf smiles and holds up the sign for the Triple Set, and begins to say something when BFE hold a steel chair in front of his face and JE hits it with a spinning hook kick.
Monroe: They don't care who they hurt, as long as they get to hurt someone!
The cameras show different scenes; Hiro continuing to attack the EMT, BFE climbing out of the ring to go after Spamm, Ariel laughing outside of the door the members of the MWO are frantically trying to get through and JE laying the chair on King Snarf's face and hitting it with an axe kick.
MarcuM: Johnny Evil and the Otaku are back!
The lights go out, the music starts again, the words appear back on the screen, then the lights come back on and JE and the Otaku have disappeared.
Monroe: First, Balls Nasty, now Johnny Evil and the Otaku! My god. What does this mean for RDCW? Fans, we'll be back with the Stairway to Hell! Next!
And we cut to a commercial for Six Flags over Roboken.
