Stairway to Hell
Grimm vs. Krazed vs. Captain Sammitch vs. Charlie vs. Ghost Hog vs. Big Pimp Tim
*Havok returns and we see three ladders placed at ringside. Hanging from the ceiling are four items: The World title match contract, a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat, a staple gun, and a kendo stick.
Monroe: We are back and it's time for our main event!
"Money for Nothing" plays as a pissed off Charlie makes his way down to the ring.
Monroe: The Pitbull's not happy, Madman! No one took him up on his offer!
MarcuM: That's their mistake, Monroe! Not only could they have been rich, but now they're gonna get a beating from Charlie!
"Waking the Dead" hits as Ghost Hog makes his way to the ring amidst a cloud of smoke.
MarcuM: Look out, it's Ghost Hog! If he comes too close we may get a contact high!
Ghost Hog slides into the ring and slumps down in one corner, warily eyeing Charlie as the Million $ Pitbull begins removing his ringgear.
"Light that Blinds" cues up as the West Side Rollers hit the ring, striding forward, all business.
Monroe: The Rollers aren't too happy either, Madman!
MarcuM: It's gonna be a war!
BPT and Krazed climb into the ring and stand back to back, Krazed watching Charlie, while BPT watches Ghost Hog. They eye each other for a moment, until Charlie and the Rollers turn as one and gang up on Ghost Hog!
Monroe: A three on one attack! Has the Pitbull bought off the Rollers?!
MarcuM: This is great!
Charlie gets the title shot and Big Pimp Tim gets Schwarz!
The guitar hook from "Peace of Mind" begins as Captain Sammitch runs down to the ring, bo staff in hand!
Monroe: Sammitch! It's Sammitch! He's gonna help even the odds!
MarcuM: It's still two one three!
Sammitch slides into the ring and targets Charlie with a staff shot. BPT gets a shot, and one for Krazed as well!
Monroe: Sammitch is cleaning house!
MarcuM: That's not fair! His staff isn't one of the weapons that's hanging from the ceiling!
Sammitch goes into a martial arts kata with his bo staff as the fans cheer madly!
Sammitch's pose is interrupted as Charlie hits him with a knee to the back, causing him to drop his staff! Charlie and Krazed start working over Sammitch as BPT turns his attention back to Ghost Hog.
"Lords of Salem" then begins as the final competitor makes his way down to the ring.
Monroe: Grimm! It's Grimm!
MarcuM: Too little too late! He's gonna get beat down like Sammitch and Ghost Hog!
BPT and Krazed grab a ladder and lay it against the top rope as Grimm walks down the rampway. Krazed runs up the ladder and jumps off into the air with a diving attack!
But Grimm catches him in mid air, and turns into a powerslam, dropping him on the floor! Grimm jumps up and roars loudly as the crowd goes wild! He picks Krazed up and throws him back into the ring, sliding in quickly behind him just in time for a shot from Sammitch's bo staff; as wielded by BPT!
Charlie and the Rollers are clearly in control of the match as Sammitch and Ghost Hog are tied up in the ropes and BPT is working over Grimm with Sammitch's staff!
Charlie begins directing traffic as he and the Rollers begin setting up ladders! Krazed and Tim hold the ladder as Charlie climbs up to the top!
MarcuM: This is it! Charlie's gonna win! Brilliant!
Charlie gets up to the top, but instead of the contract, he begins attempting to unhook a weapon! He pulls down the kendo stick and tosses it to Krazed!
Monroe: He just gave Krazed the kendo stick!
MarcuM: I told you they were working together! What a great plan by the Pitbull!
Charlie pulls down the staple gun and brandishes it in the air for the fans as they boo loudly!"
MarcuM: He's got the staple gun!
Charlie continues to wave the gun around as Krazed and BPT look at each other and nod their heads, grinning. Turning to the ladder, they shove it over and Charlie goes flying out to the floor!
Monroe: They just tossed Charlie's punk ass over the top rope!
MarcuM: That's fucked up, Monroe! That ain't right!
Krazed slides to the floor and pulls out a steel chair. He throws it into the ring where BPT picks it up and tosses it to Sammitch, who's freed himself from the ropes.
Sammitch grabs the chair as Krazed dropkicks it into his face!
MarcuM: That's how they roll on the West Side, Monroe!
BPT goes back to attacking Ghost Hog as Krazed walks up to one of the cameramen.
Krazed: "Fuck this. . .I want Joe Mama right now! And I'm gonna get him!"
Krazed climbs out of the ring and begins heading to the back as a cameraman follows.
Monroe: Krazed is leaving the match to go find Joe Mama! He really is crazed! Fans, we'll be back!
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