Havok returns from break as we see Joe Mama intently watching the match on his monitor. We hear a knock at the door. JM gets up and readies himself to throw a punch as he answers.
JM: I was wondering when you'd get-
He's abruptly cut off by a chair shot to the head! JM staggers back as Krazed enters the locker room, chair in hand.
K: Didn't see that one coming, didja champ?
Krazed drops the chair and rams JM's head into the wall! He pulls him back and tries to ram him again, but JM shoves him off and into the wall! Krazed bounces back as JM instinctively picks him up and hits a spinebuster!
JM: Just a chair, Krazed? Why not something a little more interesting. . .
JM walks off and returns with a metal trash can.
JM: Like a garbage can!!!!
He slams the can onto Krazed a few times before tossing it aside and picking him up.
JM: Or how about a soda machine!!!!
JM slams Krazed into the soda machine and a Phausen cola pops out. JM opens the can, takes a swig, and smashes the can into Krazed's forehead, spilling soda all over the hallway.
Ryan Fantastic wanders by and sees the brawl.
RF: Hey, Joe Mama! How's it goin? Man, this looks like fun!
A gleam appears in JM's eye.
JM: It sure does, ol buddy, ol pal. . .Hey Krazed, here's one for ya. . .ANOTHER WRESTLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JM scooops Ryan up and slams him onto Krazed's prone body as the cameras cut back to ringside where the Stairway to Hell continues. . .
Monroe: What a brawl backstage, Madman!
MarcuM: What a brawl in the ring, Monroe!
Back in the ring, Grimm has the staple gun and is stapling dollar bills to Charlie's forehead!
MarcuM: You can't do that to the Pitbull! That's fucked up! That ain't right!
Sammitch has the kendo stick, BPT still has the bo staff, and they are swordfighting on the other side of the ring! Ghost Hog has set up a ladder and is climbing up, trying to get to the barbed wire wrapped bat!
Monroe: Ghost Hog's almost got the bat!
MarcuM: Krazed has the advantage again!
Cut to backstage where Krazed has recovered and tosses JM onto a buffet table, scattering Fat Retard and LLarry "The Queen" LLawller.
K: How bout a buffet table, champ? Or is it chump?
Krazed climbs up onto the table and does a somersault leg drop onto Joe Mama, sending both men through the table!
Monroe: OHMYGOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fans: RDCW! RDCW! RDCW!
Back in the ring, Ghost Hog has the bat, but BPT has irish whipped Sammitch into the ladder, sending Ghost Hog out of the ring!
BPT: One more punk ass thrown over the top rope!
But from behind Charlie hits a lowblow with his diamond covered knuckle dusters, dropping BPT to the ground!
Monroe: Charlie with a little payback from earlier on!
Grimm has the barbed wire bat and is rubbing it across Ghost Hog's forehead, making him bleed!
Monroe: Grimm doesn't even care about winning the match, Madman! He's just trying to hurt somebody!
MarcuM: He said that earlier, Monroe! What are you, deaf?
In the ring, Charlie and Sammitch are slugging it out atop one of the ladders! Sammitch blocks a shot, and hits a palm strike, knocking Charlie off the ladder! Sammitch looks down at Charlie, then at the fans, cheering him on! He takes a deep breath, climbs to the top and. . .leaps off into Charlie with a HUGE elbowsmash!!!!!!!!
Monroe: Fans, we have to go to break! We'll be back!
MarcuM: Ad!
