Lothar, you sound like a cool guy. Great interview. I knew that LOTHP was Joey and Frank, butI didn't realize that he was Urg too! What talent! Urg, is one of my favorites here - if we lived in caveman times, I'd club Urg over the head and drag him back to my cave...


Well done, both of you.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi