RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat Grimm World: My Dinner With Lothar

Being an amateur crypto zoologist, I often find myself in remote corners of the globe seeking out bizarre forms of life. This past week, I found myself in the wooded area of the USA known as Oregon, searching for a creature spoken of the same hushed tones as Sasquatch, Bigfoot, the Wendigo, and the Abdominable Snowman (who reportedly has an incomparable sixpack). This reclusive being is known as Lothar of the Hill People. After several exhaustive hours of searching, I finally found Lothar’s hillside lair and was invited for dinner with his family. For some reason, he was dressed as a giant pineapple. Here at last, is the recounting of “My Dinner With Lothar.”



1.) I think I already know the answer to this, but for our readers, where does your user name come from and why did you choose it?

Lothar of the Hill People is the name of a Saturday Night Live character. His perception of women and his confusion about women was the funniest thing I'd seen at the time. I wanted to use the name at the old DCMB but the name was to long for those boards.. I saved the user name and used it at Rob's when I landed there. I also use the name because I grew up on a farm at the base of a hill. I spent the first twenty years of my life climbing hills and such. I really am a hill person.


I loved that stuff, too. I think it was the first time I saw Mike Myers. Classic character.


2.) Who are you in the "real" world? Job, Family, etc. etc.

My real name is Jeffrey Wayne Mcky. Upon my birth my mother wanted to name me Saginaw because that is the name of the town I was born in.. My dad wouldn't let her name me that so they named me Jeffrey. My middle name of Wayne is after my fathers first name. My surname is a name that was fabricated during the American civil war. No one knows why the name was changed or created. I suspect it was a couple of drunk rednecks who screwed up on some important paperwork and changed the family name .

At home I am the father of two boys. They are the greatest thing in my life. My wife's name is Kathy, she is my second wife. My first marriage lasted three years. In the divorce I had all the fun of hiring a lawyer and paying for the divorce and the bills she left behind. For her part she was willing to call me at crazy hours of the night and threaten me and swear at me. Her various boyfriends were helping her with that. Fucking retards.

I can't understand why you would want to leave a woman like that. But it sounds like the family life is working great for you now.

I work at a health care facility. There I am the primary restorative aid in their restorative department. It's like being a physical therapist. There are five other people who work with me part time. I am also president of their safety committee and fire marshal for their company. I get to set off fire alarms and judge responses to the alarms. I help create policy for the company and investigate injuries and unsafe in the company.

You've often mentioned your job, but never what it was. Know we now. Cool.

3.) You used to post on the DCMBs. How did you come to be at Rob's place, and do you still post at the DCboards? What keeps you posting at Rob's?

Someone had a link to Rob's in their sig. I clicked it and found myself down the rabbit hole. I stay here because I enjoy interacting with others who have similar interests. It's just a fun place to be. Someday I will be a mod here. I will rule with an iron fist. You will follow the rules of the forum or your post will be deleted, you will be banned and I will spend some guys to your house to beat you up and disorganized all your comics. Please note that I said "beat you up" not "beat you off".

You just killed half of their hopes with that last clarification. Mxy, PJP, Bsams, the newest bane of your existence is right here.


4.) How long have you been reading comics and what are some of your favorite books/series/runs/creators?

I've been reading comics for about 25 years. I started with some Superman and Fantastic Four. After that I read Titans for years. Wolfman and Perez did some great work on Titans. Then came the great Crisis. From there I branched out to titles like Infinity Inc, Bat Titles-Grant and Breyfogle rule-,Superman titles, The Question, Sandman, Hulk and Lobo. Those were some of the best comics ever.

Lothar appreciates the classics.

5.)What is the origin of Joey From Friends and how did you settle on this id? Are you a Friends/Matt Leblanc fan?

I started on the DCMB with the user name Superduck. I liked the Joey character from friends and changed my name to JOEYFROM FRIENDS. Mxy and JLA started calling me gay so I went with that as part of the character. Rob didn't see the humor in that so he booted me off the boards. That plus a lot of off topic posting with Dave and Time Trust. Damn those two foreigners! I try to play Joey as an angry little guy who is obviously gay. He is the only one who will never see how gay he is.

Foreigners is evil! Your characterization of Joey actually reminds me of a local guy Doc and I used to run into. You’ve also just opened up the door to JLA’s “Bring back Superduck” posts.

6.)Who is URG and do you have a caveman fetish?

URG is the man I want to be. He eats, sleeps and has his wiminz whenever he wants He's willing to work hard, but he's prefer not to. .He'll be your friend unless you piss him off, in which case he'll hit you over the head with his club. Also he may hit with his club just for shits and grins. I intended URG to be bossy and aggressive. He has morphed into something else...

URG's kind of taken on a life of his own. (like Louie Bastardo did) I remember when we used to sit around the campfires, eating dino meat and clubbing our wiminz in the heads. Those were good days.

7.) Obligatory question relating to me: I think you were the first friend I made on these boards outside of the writer's forum. What drew you to me? for bonus points: How's my hair?

I heard you bought beer for all your friends. I thought this is someone I need to be friends with. A question like this will encourage some little boy like JLA to call us gay fuck buddies. I suggest we smash JLA's computer to avoid the name calling. . We should also see if his mom's hot.

I’m for that! I will buy unless I am broke. There are a couple people on here with standing offers for beer time. You didn’t mention my hair, though.

8.) What kind of person do you think you are generally? Happy? Sad? Moody? Loud? Quiet? Intense? Laid back?

For most of my life I have been a big happy goofy guy. Hard events in my life changed me to a sometimes intense angry person. Some times I look angry when I'm not feeling angry.. At least that's what some people say about me. Those people are usually little shitheads who are going to cause trouble for me later.

I’m actually pretty similar. Kool. I'll be thinking about something stupid and people will think I'm pissed off or heavily in thought and I'm like "Sandwitch. Beer. Boobies." Mmmm, boobies.




9.)What is life in Oregon like and have you ever met Brian Jonopolous?

Most of Oregon is rural. It's clean quiet and spacious. There are a few heavily populated areas such as Portland, Eugene and Salem, but for the most part it's country living in Oregon. I don't much care for Oregon's government. Our officials close public schools and use the money to build parks on top of government buildings and other goofy shit like that. The cops in this town don't do shit except hand out speeding tickets. They're all over that. Try to get them to do something about my asshole neighbors stealing stuff out of my yard and they say they'll get to it when they can.

I have yet to meet Rex. Maybe someday I'll travel to Eugene and we'll catch a comic book movie or something like that.

You should dress up like The Bat-Man and hide in your yard at night. Then you could jump out and scare the shit out of the neighbors who steal your stuff. That or sit outside on the steps in the afternoons with a shotgun. I bet they'd stay out of your yard then.

10.)When was the war of 1812?

..um...42!

Close enough.

11.)Which posters do you think you would get along with best in real life? Who would you like to meet and have a beer and/or sex with?

I think would get along with everyone. I would like to have a beer with you and afterwards we shall shoot darts, play pool and tell lies about women we've never had.

Hey!

Dave comes to the states from time to time. I hope someday to meet up with him, buy him booze, make fun of his accent and tell him bad lawyer jokes.

All RKMB women have the hawtness! Any of them would be fun to dabble in. I'm including Elisa in that statement. Most guys here would go for a ride on her and repeatedly thank her for it afterwards.

The one I would most like to roll in the hay with would be Wench of the lodge. She was a good dirty woman and that kind really turns me on. I understand if some people will want to go throw up now. Do so then return and read the rest of this amazing interview.

We’ll be here when they get back. I liked Wenchie. She was a lot of fun. This looks like a good place to run another boobie pic.



12.) What is your preferred drink?

I'll drink almost anything as long as it's cold and wet. I don't like being drunk so I almost never drink to that point. My favorite alcoholic drink is grape mad dog or tequila sunrises. My favorite non alcoholic drink is unsweetened iced tea.

Non alcoholic drink???

13.) How'm I doing so far?

Fantastic! I hope Rob's paying you big for this or at least giving you favors in return for this.

I’d rather my name not be pink, thanks.

14.) What types of music do you listen to?

I just got an mp3 player so I've been able hear some good stuff from many artist and bands. Some of my long time favorites are Toby Keith, Garth Brooks, Springsteen, Switchfoot, Bowling For Soup And Johnny Cash.

Oddly enough (or maybe not) I’m listening to Johnny Cash as I work on this.



15.) What are some of your favorites movies/tv shows?

My current favorite shows are South Park, Desperate Housewives, Scrubs, The Shield, Lost, Dr Who, Battlestar Galactica, Mythbusters and Dirty Jobs.

Mmmm. . .Teri Hatcher. Lothar's into the sci fi.

No movies?

16.) On average, how long a day are you on the intarweb and does this interfere with your family time?

About two hours a day. It doesn't seem to be a problem.

It actually seems like you’re online for longer than that. Odd.

17.) Is your wife jealous of Joey?

She knows nothing about him and if she did I'm sure she would just think he's silly.

18.)What would your dream job be? What would you really like to do more than anything else?

I have always wanted to be a cop. I want to put the assholes of the world in jail where they belong.

19.) Punisher: White boots and gloves or not?

It's ok sometimes. I think he looks best in plain boots, jeans and the skull shirt. The white mostly looks gay and makes for a good target for the bad guys to shoot at.

I agree. I’m all for the Bradstreet look.



20.)What excites you?

Looking at pretty girls, but not always looking at porn. Good music, good comics and comic movies done right.

I know what you mean. Just the other day I was looking at this beautiful woman walking across a parking lot. The wind was blowing her hair and her skirt. I almost forgot to order my food. . .what were we talking about?

21.)What is your favorite curse word?

GODDAMNIT or FUCKING SHIT! I love swearing. The problem is I'm not supposed to swear at home 'cause I don't want the kids to hear it from their daddy. I don't swear at work 'cause it unprofessional and the patients don't want to hear it. That leaves when I'm driving around. You'll see me in my car loudly swearing at nothing and nobody. I must look like a nutty sumbitch.

22.)If you could kneecap Rob, and take his wallet, would you?

I don't want his wallet. As for the other...

Watch your knees, Bobo.

Lightning round!
What poster does Joey most want to make fuck with?

.Bsams. He's needed this for a long time now and I'm just the person to give it to him.

Where do you do most of your reading at?

Stretched out in a hammock or while sitting on the can.

How big is your backyard?

It's very small. I look at every month and wish it was bigger.

How long can you go in the karaoke bar?

I can do that for hours. Once I get started I just go and lose track of time.

How many people in the bar complained about your singing?

Fourteen different women. Two black girls and the rest were white.

How frequently do you masturbate?

I do that with my dog every night after dinner. Than I go to the gym and do it there also.

How many old condoms do you own?

Almost 600 of them. A couple times a year I go through them and get rid of the ones I don't want. Sometimes I think of keeping them and opening my own shop someday.

Who’s the hottest comic book character?

Superman! No doubt about it!


On a serious note: There has been child abuse in my family for several years. I tolerated it for awhile and tried to make changes that would stop this behavior .Nothing ended the behavior. Finally I threatened the two abusers and banned them from my children. What I want to say is this: Do not tolerate child abuse! Do whatever it takes to put a stop to that bullshit behavior. Little kids need adults to defend them and that is what we should do. Also never pay to much for gasoline.

Abuse is bad. Especially directed towards children.

Excellent. I bet you'll be tied with Pro for number of interviews by the end of the year.

Awesome interview! Thanks, Grimm and Lothar!



Saginaw .... heh.

Lothar, you sound like a cool guy. Great interview. I knew that LOTHP was Joey and Frank, butI didn't realize that he was Urg too! What talent! Urg, is one of my favorites here - if we lived in caveman times, I'd club Urg over the head and drag him back to my cave...


Well done, both of you.

HEY INTERVIEW ME NEXT!! DAMN YOUZE!

Snakes on a mutha fuckin cunt!

that am good interview.

well done grimm and lothar/frank/joey/urg...

Grant and Breyfogle rule.

yes.

I still refuse to believe that Joey and URG could live in the same head. Joey is a homo. URG am real man.

Unsweetened tea? What's that?

idunno. sounds like blasphemy to me...

*sometimes* I put honey in tea, but not sugar

I didn't know you were Superduck. There you go.

it had to work at some point.

here's the last batch of questions.

1.)Women. Aside from Mrs. Lothar, who is "teh HAWTNESS!!111" for you?

I lucked out with Mrs.Lothar. Almost 14 years of marriage and she still takes my breath away just looking at her.

My favorite Hollywood hottie of all time is Catherine Zeta-Jones! If they ever make a Wonder Woman movie than Zeta Jones should play Hipolytha. URG started a thread about here in the women forum. Next to her I really like Faith Hill and Jessica Simpson. I also think Kelly Ripa is real cute.

2.) What is your religious belief system? Do you spend time pondering the origins of the universe or do you pretty much just take what's written as truth?

Moma was a gospel preacher and Daddy was a logger. One corrupted the other got married and became my parents. Mom made sure her boys knew about God. For most of my life growing up I went to church two or three times a week. I have read the bible twice After the second read I realized I wasn't trying to understand God ,but trying make myself belive in God. The Bible is a book where the man is in controll and women should know their place and children even more should know their place . I also think the bible is full of stories hard to believe. God should present himself to his people more often and give us something we can believe in.

Good answer.

3.) Do you read outside of comics? If so, who are some of your favorite authors? Who are your favorite comic creators?

I've read almost everything written by Dean Koontz and Stephen King. A great Koonts book is titled Lightning. A great King book would be The Green Mile, or Needfull Things . I've read a great deal of men's adventure novels like Mack Bolan,Stony man, and Longarm. I used to read a book every week. Since the kids have been born I no longer have the time. I've got a bookshelf full of books just waiting for me to read.

I will second Green Mile and Needful Things. Great books.

4.) What's your pet peeve? What pisses you off?

Traffic pisses me off .Movies in wide screen,High comic prices, and other atuff that shouldn't bother me,but it does.

I hate traffic, too. And high prices.

5.)Do you have any parting words for our readers?

Don't Take me to seriously. Almost everything I say here is said in jest..Any harsh statement I make to you is intended to be funny. The exception to this is statements I make to PJP. I really really hate this guy and someday I'm gonna get the best of him for a change!

Peejus, it's on!

I want to put to rest he rumor of my being Frank Burns You all can rest assured that the vicious rumor is true. I created Frank and most of the time I am Frank. I also share Frank with another poster. You may ask who is this other poster. All I can say is that is a very Good Question..

shared alt Id's... Again great stuff lothar. congrats on 14 years of marrige. most of em dont even last half that long these days...

grimm kneecapped prometheus!

but, all the same... excellent interview. er, dinner.

pro hasnt brought his A-game lately...

just keep harley in one piece, big guy.

I thought Good Question was an alt.

Me, too, NotWedge, and then I checked out his profile. It looks real enough.

The second part of the interview is as splendid as the first part.

So what if Lothar is merely alluding to the fact he knows who Good Question is, but isnt willing to tell you!

I consider Lothar a strategic competitor......not a friend. I just want to make that clear. Great interview though......Final Score PJP 439 Jealous Lothar 1.

Someday,Mr Papas,someday...

I can't be arsed for proper grammar usage when there's CJ boobs to look at! you're lucky it was even a complete sentence!

I know, that's why I gave you assistance.











IN THE ASS!