it had to work at some point.

here's the last batch of questions.

1.)Women. Aside from Mrs. Lothar, who is "teh HAWTNESS!!111" for you?

I lucked out with Mrs.Lothar. Almost 14 years of marriage and she still takes my breath away just looking at her.

My favorite Hollywood hottie of all time is Catherine Zeta-Jones! If they ever make a Wonder Woman movie than Zeta Jones should play Hipolytha. URG started a thread about here in the women forum. Next to her I really like Faith Hill and Jessica Simpson. I also think Kelly Ripa is real cute.

2.) What is your religious belief system? Do you spend time pondering the origins of the universe or do you pretty much just take what's written as truth?

Moma was a gospel preacher and Daddy was a logger. One corrupted the other got married and became my parents. Mom made sure her boys knew about God. For most of my life growing up I went to church two or three times a week. I have read the bible twice After the second read I realized I wasn't trying to understand God ,but trying make myself belive in God. The Bible is a book where the man is in controll and women should know their place and children even more should know their place . I also think the bible is full of stories hard to believe. God should present himself to his people more often and give us something we can believe in.

Good answer.

3.) Do you read outside of comics? If so, who are some of your favorite authors? Who are your favorite comic creators?

I've read almost everything written by Dean Koontz and Stephen King. A great Koonts book is titled Lightning. A great King book would be The Green Mile, or Needfull Things . I've read a great deal of men's adventure novels like Mack Bolan,Stony man, and Longarm. I used to read a book every week. Since the kids have been born I no longer have the time. I've got a bookshelf full of books just waiting for me to read.

I will second Green Mile and Needful Things. Great books.

4.) What's your pet peeve? What pisses you off?

Traffic pisses me off .Movies in wide screen,High comic prices, and other atuff that shouldn't bother me,but it does.

I hate traffic, too. And high prices.

5.)Do you have any parting words for our readers?

Don't Take me to seriously. Almost everything I say here is said in jest..Any harsh statement I make to you is intended to be funny. The exception to this is statements I make to PJP. I really really hate this guy and someday I'm gonna get the best of him for a change!

Peejus, it's on!

I want to put to rest he rumor of my being Frank Burns You all can rest assured that the vicious rumor is true. I created Frank and most of the time I am Frank. I also share Frank with another poster. You may ask who is this other poster. All I can say is that is a very Good Question..