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Congrats! That's a lot of posts!
I'm sure it'll inspire you to post more so you can catch up. 
It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
I can get you a toe.
1,999,999+ points.
Damn you and your lemonade!!
Booooooooooooooobs.
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congrats nowie. ur unparalleled ability to tell all the cunts on these boards to fuck off is a tribute to the human spirit... 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Who would have thought you could say the word "cunt" so many times?
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Go fuck yourself, you stupid cunt! No, really!
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You inspire me to be more of an ass then I already am.
Now Fuck off Cunt.
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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You inspire me to be more of an ass then I already am.
More ass?
You just got Beardgay, Jim Jackson and Robs attention (among others)!
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Ok, now for my speech!
I would like to thank myself for stuff, and I am sure I will thank myself a lot, but besides that, let me make a few mentions of the people that inspire me to post here (and this is in no way shape or form a way of thanking them for anything, cause nearly all of them..........nah, make that all of them, are cunts).
First and foremost I spose I should mention Bobo Kamperdoodle, for it is his boards!
I enjoy debating with Rob about such wonderful things as how shit Nintendo is, how shit Hogan is and how gay Rob is.
As of yet, Rob has yet to come up with a decent counter argument for any of those facts!
Rob is gay!
PJP is one of the few people who almost isnt a cunt.
He's a dirty Greek, and he's orange.
What other reasons do I need to explain why I enjoy his prescence here?
King Snarf is one of my greatest projects.
It has been my aim in the last few years to either destroy him or help him become stronger by mercilessly ridiculing him!
He is of course a WBVC, and probably will be for a long time to come.
Prometheus is bald and Canadian.
He also smokes a lot.
We should pity him!
bsams is of course a message board god and as such does not require any more words to describe him
Mxy is the greatest Mxycan since Burt Kwouk!
Son Of Mxy isnt!
Rex is a sock fucking cunt, and only makes this list as he is a perfect example of the sort of person we all like knowing, as it always makes us feel better about ourselves knowing that someone like him exists, and how much worse our lives could be.
Pariah amuses me.
If I met him I'd probably punch him in the kidneys as that would amuse me as well.
Uschi is a modern day Hitler.
I remember well when she marched across Poland and ate all their penguins!
Good times!
Sneaky Bunny of course showed us her boobs!
I keep posting here in hope of a fur burger sighting, but she has yet to serve up that meal.
Harley has yet to show her boobs, but I am sure that one way or another, they will be mine........oh yes, they will be mine!
Mwah ha ha.
Errr, sorry, what was I saying?
Captain Sammitch is gay, there is no getting round that, no matter how many fatties he has had.
I have hoped that introducing him to people like Rob and Jiminy Jackson would help him come out of the closet, but so far he has denied his feelings for Chewy Walrus.
Joe Mama is fat and he is from Boston.
I would pity him but I'd rather laugh at him while trying to escape his gravitational field!
Jasonsday E Wedkins, like Sammmitch is someone I have been trying to persuade to come out of the closet.
Unlike Sammitch, Perkinsday isnt gay, he's white!
Wednesjason is like Eminem only more articulate!
Knutreturns...............who the fuck is he exactly?
Lothar is probably one of the gayset multiple personalities on this board.
He says that his Joey id is gay, but most of us cant tell the difference between that one and his other ids.
Pig Iran smells.
He smells like an old man who has fallen down in a pool of his own piss after coating himself in Robs man spore!
Pig Iran is also very drunk.
Captain America!
I'm glad that cunt is dead!
G-Man is important to this board.
He makes this place so much better as every board needs a useless cunt with opinions that suck more balls than Klinton in a scrotum factory!
Arguing with G-Man brings fulfillment to all our lives!
Balloon Knot is a CUNT!!
Jaburg is Jaburg!
thedoctor and Grimm are two people who post here.
Beyond that, I dont think I have ever replied to either of them............ever!
Jermery spells his name wrong!
Where would I be without ROY BATTY?
Well with him I know I have been to the clinic a lot!
allan1, Franta & Llance are all classic.
Classic what though is the big question.
Chris Oakley is either the most fucked up individual in this world (yup, even more fucked up that Pariah and Rex), or he is the greatest alt id ever!
If this is your alt id, you should be very proud of yourself.
If you are real, you should go fuck yourself!
CJ has big boobies!
Nuff said!
Aussie Dave is a person.
He's also from Australia and wasnt killed by a stingray.
Ray Adler has snapped!
If there is anyone I havent mentioned, who really gives a shit?
Oh c'mon, you really think I forgot GayLA?
Well I did'nt.
He's a cunt!
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I can get you a toe.
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Damn you and your lemonade!!
Booooooooooooooobs.
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Yeah man, who the fuck are you?
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
"i gotta role with knutreturns on this one..,"-lothar of the hill people
"I must insist on rolling with Knutreturns, concerning this matter...,"-Prometheus
"i gotta role with knutreturns on this one..,"-captain sammitch
"Got room for one more Knut roller wither?"-Dabney Donovan
and yes even him:"I must acquiesce with Knutreturns in regards to the subject at hand."-pjp
You know you're ballin' when the good doctor rolls...
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nowie...my alt needs work... 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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allan1, Franta & Llance are all classic.
Classic what though is the big question.
Franta & LLance are mentioned,dear.
It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
I can get you a toe.
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Damn you and your lemonade!!
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
I can get you a toe.
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Damn you and your lemonade!!
Booooooooooooooobs.
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Balloon Knot is a CUNT!!
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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Fred! 30k, baby! Yay you!
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I bet your mom is real proud of you.
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I bet your mom is real proud of you.
thats rich coming from a man who romances his socks with fabric softner
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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Fuck off Nowhereman!!
And I mean that in the nicest way possible.
No I don't.
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congrats nowie on being nearly as pathetic as other posters with a higher count. make 3 boards-related wishes, and i will possibly see them completed!
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Nowhereman, it's time for you to give careful consideration to the following matter: what should rex's permanent user title be?
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I bet your mom is real proud of you.
Yes rex, my mother is proud of me for many things!
Shame yours is ashamed to even admit you are her son!
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klinton
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If there is anyone I havent mentioned, who really gives a shit?
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I wasn't even remembered on the list of people who were forgotten. 
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It's like hitting 700 Home Runs in baseball. Congrats to CC!
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Nowhereman said:
Ok, now for my speech!
I would like to thank myself for stuff, and I am sure I will thank myself a lot, but besides that, let me make a few mentions of the people that inspire me to post here (and this is in no way shape or form a way of thanking them for anything, cause nearly all of them..........nah, make that all of them, are cunts).
First and foremost I spose I should mention Bobo Kamperdoodle, for it is his boards!
I enjoy debating with Rob about such wonderful things as how shit Nintendo is, how shit Hogan is and how gay Rob is.
As of yet, Rob has yet to come up with a decent counter argument for any of those facts!
Rob is gay!
PJP is one of the few people who almost isnt a cunt.
He's a dirty Greek, and he's orange.
What other reasons do I need to explain why I enjoy his prescence here?
King Snarf is one of my greatest projects.
It has been my aim in the last few years to either destroy him or help him become stronger by mercilessly ridiculing him!
He is of course a WBVC, and probably will be for a long time to come.
Prometheus is bald and Canadian.
He also smokes a lot.
We should pity him!
bsams is of course a message board god and as such does not require any more words to describe him
Mxy is the greatest Mxycan since Burt Kwouk!
Son Of Mxy isnt!
Rex is a sock fucking cunt, and only makes this list as he is a perfect example of the sort of person we all like knowing, as it always makes us feel better about ourselves knowing that someone like him exists, and how much worse our lives could be.
Pariah amuses me.
If I met him I'd probably punch him in the kidneys as that would amuse me as well.
Uschi is a modern day Hitler.
I remember well when she marched across Poland and ate all their penguins!
Good times!
Sneaky Bunny of course showed us her boobs!
I keep posting here in hope of a fur burger sighting, but she has yet to serve up that meal.
Harley has yet to show her boobs, but I am sure that one way or another, they will be mine........oh yes, they will be mine!
Mwah ha ha.
Errr, sorry, what was I saying?
Captain Sammitch is gay, there is no getting round that, no matter how many fatties he has had.
I have hoped that introducing him to people like Rob and Jiminy Jackson would help him come out of the closet, but so far he has denied his feelings for Chewy Walrus.
Joe Mama is fat and he is from Boston.
I would pity him but I'd rather laugh at him while trying to escape his gravitational field!
Jasonsday E Wedkins, like Sammmitch is someone I have been trying to persuade to come out of the closet.
Unlike Sammitch, Perkinsday isnt gay, he's white!
Wednesjason is like Eminem only more articulate!
Knutreturns...............who the fuck is he exactly?
Lothar is probably one of the gayset multiple personalities on this board.
He says that his Joey id is gay, but most of us cant tell the difference between that one and his other ids.
Pig Iran smells.
He smells like an old man who has fallen down in a pool of his own piss after coating himself in Robs man spore!
Pig Iran is also very drunk.
Captain America!
I'm glad that cunt is dead!
G-Man is important to this board.
He makes this place so much better as every board needs a useless cunt with opinions that suck more balls than Klinton in a scrotum factory!
Arguing with G-Man brings fulfillment to all our lives!
Balloon Knot is a CUNT!!
Jaburg is Jaburg!
thedoctor and Grimm are two people who post here.
Beyond that, I dont think I have ever replied to either of them............ever!
Jermery spells his name wrong!
Where would I be without ROY BATTY?
Well with him I know I have been to the clinic a lot!
allan1, Franta & Llance are all classic.
Classic what though is the big question.
Chris Oakley is either the most fucked up individual in this world (yup, even more fucked up that Pariah and Rex), or he is the greatest alt id ever!
If this is your alt id, you should be very proud of yourself.
If you are real, you should go fuck yourself!
CJ has big boobies!
Nuff said!
Aussie Dave is a person.
He's also from Australia and wasnt killed by a stingray.
Ray Adler has snapped!
If there is anyone I havent mentioned, who really gives a shit?
Oh c'mon, you really think I forgot GayLA?
Well I did'nt.
He's a cunt!
If Nowhereman isn't made mod of this forum for this post, I will have to buy these boards from Rob and make him admin.
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I'd keep the name RKMBS and keep Rob as an admin also. It'd be part of the package.
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so you're keeping hold of Rob's package?
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so not much has changed then...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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He's holding Rob's package with his teeth. Gently enough not to hurt yet strong enough to give a slight sensation.
How you doin'?
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Oh c'mon, you really think I forgot GayLA?
Well I did'nt.
He's a cunt!
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