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Uschi #815250 2007-06-06 2:03 AM
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Oh yeah! And there was a gun-man on my campus today! Turned out to be a pellet gun. Makes me glad I stopped wearing my bullet-belt to school.

He got charged with disorderly conduct.


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i had whataburger

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i had whataburger



there's a jewish version

http://www.whatabagel.com/


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Whataburger is another one of those chains I hear are great but are nowhere around me.


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well, sonic and whataburger are both good. but sonic takes forevarrrrrrrrr.

but they have a red fury slush that is awesomeeeeeeeeee

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well, sonic and whataburger are both good. but sonic takes forevarrrrrrrrr.

but they have a red fury slush that is awesomeeeeeeeeee




Do they have a blonde, Mexican Lush????


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no, too spicy, but looks mighty fine!

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I had chicken souvlaki....true story.




That is some good stuff right there.


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Those are good burgers, Walter.

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I had bacon and Mars Bars!




MMMMMMMMMM Bacon wrapped around a Mars bar.....

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I had bacon and Mars Bars!




MMMMMMMMMM Bacon wrapped around a Mars bar.....




I call shenanigans.

Mars Bars have nuts in them. Even worse, the nuts are almonds. Even the salty goodness that is bacon cannot compensate for Devil Shite that is Mars Bars.


Oderint, dum metuant.


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I cant roll with u there. I hate almonds in stuff too but bacon trumps all. ALL I TELL YOU!


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Almost all, son...almost all.

Eat a pound of bacon followed immediately by a pound of almonds. The almonds will make you vomit up the bacon.

Sadly...almonds win again.


Oderint, dum metuant.


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almondssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Exactly.


Oderint, dum metuant.


You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you!
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Almost all, son...almost all.

Eat a pound of bacon followed immediately by a pound of almonds. The almonds will make you vomit up the bacon.

Sadly...almonds win again.





thats why u eat the almonds first...


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almondssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss





true story...


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Almost all, son...almost all.

Eat a pound of bacon followed immediately by a pound of almonds. The almonds will make you vomit up the bacon.

Sadly...almonds win again.





thats why u eat the almonds first...




Then you vomit and are unable to eat the bacon...

They are unbeatable, I tell you.


Oderint, dum metuant.


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even after vomiting...i could still eat bacon. I find ur lack of faith in the bacon disturbing...


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i find your ability to eat bacon after vom,iting disturbing......

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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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i find cooking cabbage in bacon is quite disturbing yet clears a room quickly.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I love nuts! I love eating nuts! There is no nut in the world I don't like to eat! They're tasty! I've even resigned myself to liking coconuts, those cunty little buggers...


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maybe you should just lightly nibble on nuts. less painfull?

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maybe you should just lightly nibble on nuts. less painfull?







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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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damn true

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we have three sonics here. sonic is the roxors.

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we have three sonics here. sonic is the roxors.






oh its true...its damntrue...


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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I've got three just on this end of town!


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I like to hit popeyes and get some biscuits and mashed potatoes, then stop at sonic and get a couple burgers. that's good eatin.

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I like to hit popeyes and get some biscuits and mashed potatoes, then stop at sonic and get a couple burgers. that's good eatin.





thats a good mentor...


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i used to hit church's, but there are none up here.



sonic, shit, there are 2 within a half mile from each other in this town. and it's small as hell. i remember when they stopped the pina colada slush. i hit up about 7 sonics looking for one that day

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I like to hit popeyes and get some biscuits and mashed potatoes, then stop at sonic and get a couple burgers. that's good eatin.





in fact, that's what I'm gonna get tomorrow. . .

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sonic just takes too damn long

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you must have inferior sonics. . .

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nah, i have been to sonics from okc, to san antonio. they are all slower.


then whataburger, then jack in the crack....
they make them fresh, but other places do it faster and still cook it fresh

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my sonics are fast and friendly. sonic is the roxors.

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oh, they are friendly, just slow

actually dated a chick that worked at one for awhile.

neither her nor her job lasted long though

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you must have inferior sonics. . .



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