You've hit 25k; you're now (properly) orange; you have just bought the boards from gob, so why this:
"From: A Roman Wilderness of Pain"
Really?
I mean really? Shouldn't you be from, say, a "Greek Bacchanal of Sex and Alcohol" or something to that effect?
After all you have accomplished, it seems hard to believe the whole Pain" angle...
Think about it.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
