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you should pick the Jesus who's been here longer.....he seems legitimate.




The real Jesus is a Yankees fan. That's how you tell the difference between the real and the fake.

Oh, and when I read this title I thought they were going to be talking about a cold case of beer.

Seriously.




Not since 2000, he isn't. Especially not in 2004,






Hey, even Jesus needs a break. He'll be back and so will his true believers...


but you keep clinging to that one win, sweetie...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi