Cool. If I'm ever out by the Bay, we can get shitfaced and run up on some hoes.
I won't be fucking but, I'm the best wingman ever...
straight up...
wordsbond...
As long as the women aren't babies...read: at least 28 or so...my holla will work. If under that age, then I'm just the creepy old guy in the bar trying to hit on the chickenheads.
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you!