Grudge Challenge Balls Nasty vs. Killconey w/Sweet Marlene "TNT" cues up as Killconey and Sweet Marlene enter the arena. No jokes this week, no funny impersonations. He's all business and out to avenge his friend, Chewy Walrus.
"Bad Company" then begins to play as Balls Nasty enters the arena.
Monroe: It's been almost two years since Balls was injured in a hardcore match, Madman!
MarcuM: I never thought we'd see him in a ring again. What a testiment to his testiculosity!
Monroe: His whut???
The bell rings, and Killconey goes into a flurry of martial arts kicks and strikes. All is going his way until he attempts a flying body tackle off the ropes. Balls Nasty catches him in mid-air with a drop kick that sends Killconey crashing to the mat. Nasty then pulls Killconey up off the mat by the hair and begins to punch the side of his head. The ref warns Nasty about grabbing the hair and closed fist punches. Nasty shrugs him off and moves Killconey over to the ropes to begin choking him.
As Sweet Marlene is yelling at Balls from outside the ring, Nasty curses her out and spits on her face. She gets angry and climbs into the ring. The ref is holding her back. With the ref distracted, Nasty pulls out a set of brass knuckles and smashes it into Killconey's face as he attempted to pull himself up from the mat. Nasty quickly hides the knucks back into his trunks and gets the ref's attention in time to get the three count.
Sweet Marlene rushes into the ring to attend to Killconey. Nasty returns to the ring with two steel chairs. Marlene tries to keep him away from Killconey, but Nasty just pushes her out of the way. He then drags Killconey to the corner and positions a chair sideways in the middle of the turnbuckle. He places Killconey's knee up against the chair and ties his foot in the rope. Then, Nasty takes the other chair and uses the ropes to hold it against the the front of Killconey's knees.
Monroe: What is he doing here?
Marcum: He's sending a message to Killconey. And that message is to stay out of his way.
Nasty goes to the other corner and runs across the ring. As he approaches, he jumps up off the ground and dropkicks the chair straight into Killconey's knees. Killconey cries out in pain.
The referee calls for the bell again and informs Nasty that he's been disqualified, but Balls picks him up and drops him with a Tavernsmasher!
Nasty calls for a mike and gets right up into a camera.
Balls Nasty: See that, Walrus? There's more of that for all your friends here. You want it to stop? Drag your sorry ass out of that hospital bed and to Scammiversary. I'll be waiting for you here, in the ring, surrounded by a steel cage. We'll finish this once and for all.
Captain Sammitch runs down to ringside to check on Killconey as Balls nonchalantly backs away with a smirk on his face, before dropping the mike and exiting the ring.
