RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Nowhereman is making me sad

When Snarf visits me the first thing we do is take my action figure collection and insert it, one figure at a time, into each other's anus. Then he sings all my favorite songs using my cock as a microphone. But when he sings a Toad The Wet Socket song it's time for discipline. I shove the used socks I bought from rex on ebay in his mouth and spank him furiously. I say Bad Baby! Bad Baby! and pound that ass until he cries. Then I stroke his ass and coo at him and say Good Baby Good Baby. I take the socks out of his mouth and fill it with my genitals which he suckles like good babies do. Then we fall asleep in each others' arms and i make him breakfast in the morning. I want to marry Snarf and be his wife. He'd be a good husband just like he's a Good Baby.