Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Surprisingly enough, this answers a few questions I have...


Yeah, like why you feel so connected to Nowhereman--you think the exact same way...


It was cold in Philadelphia whne I finally decided to see Snarf's hometown. I know I was gonna 1 up Tom Hanks and Antonio Banderas so I called in some favors. It was dark and cold and they arrived before the snow hit. Snarf let them in and I immediately got excited as my double wide ass hit the floor I started undressing I was so horny my Beantown balls got trapped under my left thigh, but I didn't care i was in a rush...a rush for gush. I called them in and waited in anticipation-I had already undressed and stroked my cock and licked my lips as I saw their ambiguously androgynous forms enter...I nearly cummed myself right there as Snarf, Jeremy, and Phil Sammitch pulled their love guns out...Jeremy was so cute wearing his custom made "Jeremy is Dave Mama's Kryptonite " shirt. Phil's heavy eyebrows --oh I yearned to lick them, Snarf's bald head was funny. And then they started the Philly Bukake fest they hovered over me and stroked and stroked and stroked....when they climaxed as I stroked my cok n balls they didn't miss they landed it all---every precious drop into my gaping giant mouth....I was nearly full. Hah, no really I nearly was. Yeah me, that Bukake Boy from Boston.