Surprisingly enough, this answers a few questions I have...
Yeah, like why you feel so connected to Nowhereman--you think the exact same way...
It was cold in Philadelphia whne I finally decided to see Snarf's hometown. I know I was gonna 1 up Tom Hanks and Antonio Banderas so I called in some favors. It was dark and cold and they arrived before the snow hit. Snarf let them in and I immediately got excited as my double wide ass hit the floor I started undressing I was so horny my Beantown balls got trapped under my left thigh, but I didn't care i was in a rush...a rush for gush. I called them in and waited in anticipation-I had already undressed and stroked my cock and licked my lips as I saw their ambiguously androgynous forms enter...I nearly cummed myself right there as Snarf, Jeremy, and Phil Sammitch pulled their love guns out...Jeremy was so cute wearing his custom made "Jeremy is Dave Mama's Kryptonite " shirt. Phil's heavy eyebrows --oh I yearned to lick them, Snarf's bald head was funny. And then they started the Philly Bukake fest they hovered over me and stroked and stroked and stroked....when they climaxed as I stroked my cok n balls they didn't miss they landed it all---every precious drop into my gaping giant mouth....I was nearly full. Hah, no really I nearly was. Yeah me, that Bukake Boy from Boston.
I was alone and sad here in Ohio. My Snarfy Poo was touring the karaoke bars of Pennsylvania so he didn't have time to see me and be my lovey-dovey hubby and Bad Baby. I was on the boards, looking for any post from Elsia so I could fantasize about being ravaged by Elsia and Klinton and whack off, when I noticed that Sammitch AND Chewy Walrus AND Killconey were all on the boards. I PM'd them and asked if they'd meet me over on AIM. Once there, I invited them to my house for some cocoa and fun and they actually said yes. They came over and i met them at the door, naked and throbbing in anticipation.
Killconey dropped to his knees and immediately started sucking me off as Chewy walrus and Sammitch stripped. Then Chewy Walrus knelt behind me, spread my ass cheeks wide, and I learned why he's REALLY a CHEWY walrus! I never had a rimjob like that before, not even from Snarf. I leaned over and started working Phil's meat flute with my hand - he was a music major but I wanted to perform for him. But Philsy slapped my hand away and snapped his fingers. Immediately the two boys who were making me the luckiest girl in Ohio stopped what they were doing. "It's time to show him how we do it, Chicago-style," Phil said.
They flipped me onto my back and Sammitch thrust his cock hard through my quivering sphincter and past my second o-ring. Facing Sammitch, Chewy pushed his cock past my lips, resting his balls on the bridge of my nose. As they put me on the Chicago rotisserie, Killconey kept himself busy by licking my nipples and fucking my belly button. I kept trying to sodomize him as he worked, but the little guy is surprisingly agile. I gagged on Chewy's li'l walrus as I whined for Killpucker. Suddenly, Sammitch yanked his cock out of my ravaged brown-eye, causing me to blast a liquid shit on the floor, and Chewy stopped skull-fucking me. They sat me up, impaled Killconey on my turgid tallywhacker, and let me drive his face into my fecal mess (we call it Ohio Chowder), as they spanked my own face with their dongs. Occasionally I was able to catch a cock-smack with my tongue. Killconey squealed like a girl as I let loose with my soupy dreck. Then Sammitch and Chewy stopped face-spanking me and turned their cocks to face me. "Ready...aim...FIRE!!!" My face was awash with both men's seed. We didn't even bother with clean-up. We sunk to the floor and passed out, all of us completely satiated.
Fuck Ohio, I'm moving to Chicago!
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