Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Surprisingly enough, this answers a few questions I have...


Yeah, like why you feel so connected to Nowhereman--you think the exact same way...


It was cold in Philadelphia whne I finally decided to see Snarf's hometown. I know I was gonna 1 up Tom Hanks and Antonio Banderas so I called in some favors. It was dark and cold and they arrived before the snow hit. Snarf let them in and I immediately got excited as my double wide ass hit the floor I started undressing I was so horny my Beantown balls got trapped under my left thigh, but I didn't care i was in a rush...a rush for gush. I called them in and waited in anticipation-I had already undressed and stroked my cock and licked my lips as I saw their ambiguously androgynous forms enter...I nearly cummed myself right there as Snarf, Jeremy, and Phil Sammitch pulled their love guns out...Jeremy was so cute wearing his custom made "Jeremy is Dave Mama's Kryptonite " shirt. Phil's heavy eyebrows --oh I yearned to lick them, Snarf's bald head was funny. And then they started the Philly Bukake fest they hovered over me and stroked and stroked and stroked....when they climaxed as I stroked my cok n balls they didn't miss they landed it all---every precious drop into my gaping giant mouth....I was nearly full. Hah, no really I nearly was. Yeah me, that Bukake Boy from Boston.
I was alone and sad here in Ohio. My Snarfy Poo was touring the karaoke bars of Pennsylvania so he didn't have time to see me and be my lovey-dovey hubby and Bad Baby. I was on the boards, looking for any post from Elsia so I could fantasize about being ravaged by Elsia and Klinton and whack off, when I noticed that Sammitch AND Chewy Walrus AND Killconey were all on the boards. I PM'd them and asked if they'd meet me over on AIM. Once there, I invited them to my house for some cocoa and fun and they actually said yes. They came over and i met them at the door, naked and throbbing in anticipation.

Killconey dropped to his knees and immediately started sucking me off as Chewy walrus and Sammitch stripped. Then Chewy Walrus knelt behind me, spread my ass cheeks wide, and I learned why he's REALLY a CHEWY walrus! I never had a rimjob like that before, not even from Snarf. I leaned over and started working Phil's meat flute with my hand - he was a music major but I wanted to perform for him. But Philsy slapped my hand away and snapped his fingers. Immediately the two boys who were making me the luckiest girl in Ohio stopped what they were doing. "It's time to show him how we do it, Chicago-style," Phil said.

They flipped me onto my back and Sammitch thrust his cock hard through my quivering sphincter and past my second o-ring. Facing Sammitch, Chewy pushed his cock past my lips, resting his balls on the bridge of my nose. As they put me on the Chicago rotisserie, Killconey kept himself busy by licking my nipples and fucking my belly button. I kept trying to sodomize him as he worked, but the little guy is surprisingly agile. I gagged on Chewy's li'l walrus as I whined for Killpucker. Suddenly, Sammitch yanked his cock out of my ravaged brown-eye, causing me to blast a liquid shit on the floor, and Chewy stopped skull-fucking me. They sat me up, impaled Killconey on my turgid tallywhacker, and let me drive his face into my fecal mess (we call it Ohio Chowder), as they spanked my own face with their dongs. Occasionally I was able to catch a cock-smack with my tongue. Killconey squealed like a girl as I let loose with my soupy dreck. Then Sammitch and Chewy stopped face-spanking me and turned their cocks to face me. "Ready...aim...FIRE!!!" My face was awash with both men's seed. We didn't even bother with clean-up. We sunk to the floor and passed out, all of us completely satiated.

Fuck Ohio, I'm moving to Chicago!
I have to admit I love Snarf--he's my little bald Boo, but after 3 days being snowed in in Philly listening to the boy toyz moan and Beardguy discussing how sexy Tuvok's ears were I had to get a break. My Sox were travelling to Ranger country and I knew at that moment how I wanted to exercise my sexual freedoms...I needed to branch out and rediscover my inner Papi--I needed to expirement. Luckily I'm the kind of guy that has friends...Crazy friends like Elsia and Jeff. I knew her pussy was hot -it had to be they don't call her GQ Smoothie for nuthin'.And I knew if Phil's eyebrows excited me Elsia's had to make me wanna explode...he had to be a hair bear. Jeff drove down Dallas way and Elsia awaited my arrival from the plane. I met him in the terminal and he drove me back to his place...there were cameras all around the car (I always wondered why his pictures were taken solo in a car--this guy is a freak.) He asked me to unzip my pants and start playing with myself--right there...I had to slide the seat back because my belly was in the way at first but I did...I was getting hot, but it wasn't the Texas sun--this guy Elsia meant business. He was gettin' off too I could tell he was stroking and rubbing his thigh as I was crankin on my little buddy, but I held it we were getting close to his house I knew it. Elsia pulled into the driveway and Jeff was waiting too...Elsia quivered with excitement and said "we're gonna fuck Jeff good...she's a horny Bitch and she can't get enough cock." I was fucking tense, girls weren't my thing but Jeff looked fine you could tell she worked out--at least played video games.I was staring at her fine ass all the way through the front door--I was so excited I left my luggage in the car.
Elsia couldn't wait either he ran into the kitchen and pulled out the whipped cream and strawberries..he ripped off Jeff's clothes and Jeff screamed like a naughty amazon--ya know that 'in heat' kinda scream? Fuck me, my pecker was chubbing in my pants right there...Elsia started fingering jeff's pussy and licking whipped cream off her tits. I got down on the floor after whipping my clothes off and just went straight to munching Elsia's ass--surprisingly he shaved/waxed all that ass rug outta there, but his balls dug deep into my second chin as I ate away...he let out a girly yell...fuck this was hot...just when I thought it couldn't get better...Jeff the horny bitch I knew she was started sucking me off as her pussy was being eaten out, so I started stroking Elsia's cock--it was so fucking big. Elsia came up from Jeff's moist cunt and shoved me in her direction...I pulled my cock outta her mouth and shoved it deep into her trimmed pussy I was thrusting that shit as deep as I could looking at her small tits excited me--they were kinda manish and I was dreamin' her pussy was an ass--I admit I was thinking all about Jeremy until Elsia surprised me and shoved his thick cock into my sweaty, impure, hairy Bostonian ass...his balls slammed into my inner thighs, and I was fucking gone...lost. I musta had that look on my face...Jeff said "don't be a Sooner...drill my pussy more...harder don't cum." I concentrated and I started squeezing her nipples, but Elsia was thrusting his cock so deep and that pussy felt like Snarf's worn out ass, but juicier..Jeff's juices were flowing I could feel them on my balls...it was a fucking sloppy mess. Elsia slammed me so hard i couldn't concentrate I got lost in the moment her warm man BBQ shot up into my small intestine (if ya can call it small)...fuck, my dick popped out and I shot my load all over Jeff's stomach and she screamed..she started rubbing that shit all over and licking it off her fingers.
All I know is Elsia got pissed and started beating me with a a buggy whip.."all that work and you finished on her stomach?" Elsia made me realize right then i did need a man in my life...men were my specialty, but a little girly fuck action with some babe like Jeff isn't too bad once in a while either.