Yeah, I just reread it. It makes much more sense now. Like I said, I was having a lot of trouble fitting this mute Ninja into the whole GI Joe thing, but actually, I like him now. And somehow, Scarlett and Snake Eyes seem to fit together better than Duke and Scarlett. Not sure why.

Still, my favorite parts were Baroness threatening to shoot Megatron's 'pretty eyes', and Bumblebee letting Scarlett ride him. "Um...Scarlett? You can ride me any time." Hilarious.


"You're either lying or stupid."
"I'm stupid! I'm stupid!"
Megatron and Starscream