Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
 Originally Posted By: Knutreturns
gobdamn guys. i dont know how much of that stuff yall be drinking but...damn


Was 17 and thought I was a bad ass. Swiped a fifth off my old man's bar and shared it with a couple of friends while walking to a house party...

I drank about 3/4 of the bottle by the time we went into the party. I was coherent for about 6 minutes after going in.

I remember grabbing some girl's ass, stumbling over a chair and projectile vomiting on the DJ and his turntables. After that, oblivion.

They had to call my crib to come get me...

I woke up 36 hours later in the hospital. My B.A.C was over .2 when they pumped my stomach. Even a day and a half later, after stomach pumping and forced ingestion of charcoal to soak up the residual alcohol, I was still legally drunk...They said if my parents hadn't brought me to the hospital when they did, I'd have gone into a coma within an hour and died.

Good times, man...good times.


You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you!


Mom....?


Oderint, dum metuant.


You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you!
-USCHI showin' some love