Tough one. Halle is definitely more attractive, but she's batshit crazy. Jen is a bit more sane, but is close to hitting the wall. I'll pick Jen, and here's why.

Halle dumped Eric Benet for cheating on her, so her self esteem has taken a hit and she's a little bit bitter - which could lead to some great angry sex or could end by getting forced into a relationship with a psycho. But Jen was dumped by Brad Pitt (the prettiest boy in Hollywood) for Angelina Jolie (one of the hottest bitches in Hollywood). Brad and Angelina have had a kid together. Her rebound man was Vince Vaughn and HE dumped her. Jen's self-esteem is low enough, but add the fact that she was a pudgy girl (with all the insecurities that go along with that), and you can imagine just how low she's feeling. And, as we know, pudgy girls with no self-esteem try harder. So I go with Jen and the gratitude she gives for the attention. The risks far outweigh th rewards with Halle - that bitch could run your ass over if you messed with her!

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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