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Good Lord. Hallie v Maniston. No fucking contest. Hallie hands down.
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Halle.
All day, air day...
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Nice that we agree on something...
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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yeah urg this is ur most one sided one yet...Halle (like darksied) is.
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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...Halle (like darksied) is. Geeky but, cool. Judges? we'll allow itYup. Game.
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Halle Berry despite being a shitty Storm and a shittier Catwoman. she's gots the nice boobies, too.
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Now ya gotta post that scene from "Swordfish"...
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Never been a huge fan of either one of these girls.
Jennifer Anniston, I thought she was so beautiful when she first appeared on Friends. But I think she declined pretty quick. I like her best in the movie Office Space.
Halle Berry I like even less, I never saw what the fuss is about. I like her best in Bullworth, though.
A slight preference for Anniston, but neither is really that great, IMHO.
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Tough one. Halle is definitely more attractive, but she's batshit crazy. Jen is a bit more sane, but is close to hitting the wall. I'll pick Jen, and here's why.
Halle dumped Eric Benet for cheating on her, so her self esteem has taken a hit and she's a little bit bitter - which could lead to some great angry sex or could end by getting forced into a relationship with a psycho. But Jen was dumped by Brad Pitt (the prettiest boy in Hollywood) for Angelina Jolie (one of the hottest bitches in Hollywood). Brad and Angelina have had a kid together. Her rebound man was Vince Vaughn and HE dumped her. Jen's self-esteem is low enough, but add the fact that she was a pudgy girl (with all the insecurities that go along with that), and you can imagine just how low she's feeling. And, as we know, pudgy girls with no self-esteem try harder. So I go with Jen and the gratitude she gives for the attention. The risks far outweigh th rewards with Halle - that bitch could run your ass over if you messed with her!
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But Jennifer Aniston's father was a fairly successful and wealthy soap opera actor and by all accounts she grew up a spoiled brat. So she probably gets dumped because she's still a bitch.
Halle, on the other hand, grew up poor and picked on. Her father and mother divorced when she was young, so she has issues with men and is probably inherently needier and makes bad choices in relationships.
And, let's face it, any of us would be a bad choice.
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Another tough one. It looks like this can only be decided by fate. But should I flip a coin or roll dice? ?????????????????? 
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Jennifer Anniston, I thought she was so beautiful when she first appeared on Friends. But I think she declined pretty quick. I like her best in the movie Office Space.
Totally agreed, she was hot back in the day. Towards the end of Friends she got too thin, sure she works out, but she had better boobs back in the day (I feel the same about Courtney Cox).
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Jennifer Anniston, I thought she was so beautiful when she first appeared on Friends. But I think she declined pretty quick. I like her best in the movie Office Space.
Totally agreed, she was hot back in the day. Towards the end of Friends she got too thin, sure she works out, but she had better boobs back in the day (I feel the same about Courtney Cox). You keep saying "back in the day". Exactly which day was this? Tuesday? Friday? Columbus Day? When?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Back in the day when Office Space came out. Could have been a Wednesday, I don't know.
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Grimm, how about that clip from Monster's Ball? ...I'm not registered... I'm not either. that's how Cap wanted it, dammit!!!
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Grimm, how about that clip from Monster's Ball? ...I'm not registered... I'm not either. that's how Cap wanted it, dammit!!!  fuck iron man!
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Grimm, how about that clip from Monster's Ball? ...I'm not registered... I'm not either. that's how Cap wanted it, dammit!!! Curses!
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Aniston Is Forbes Top-Selling Celeb Face
By Associated Press
6 HOURS AGO
NEW YORK - People can't get enough of Jennifer Aniston. Neither can Us Weekly, Star or other popular celebrity magazines.
Aniston sits atop Forbes.com's first-ever analysis of top-selling famous faces, based on several factors, including newsstand sales of celebrity weeklies People, Us Weekly, In Touch Weekly, Life & Style, OK! and Star over a six-month period ending June 30, as supplied by the Audit Bureau of Circulations.
The 38-year-old actress graced six covers _ appearing on every magazine except In Touch Weekly at least once during the time period _ with her face collectively selling more than 5 million copies, the Web site said Tuesday.
Aniston's ex-husband, Brad Pitt, takes second place on the list, followed by Scarlett Johansson, Angelina Jolie, Reese Witherspoon, Katie Holmes, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Hudson, Valerie Bertinelli and Kelly Ripa.
Britney Spears isn't on the list even though the 25-year-old pop star snagged 18 single covers during the six-month period. Spears' face fails when it comes to sales, Forbes.com said, and she is only slightly more likable than Paris Hilton.
Consumers have grown tired of Spears' consistently bad behavior, In Touch Weekly Editor in Chief Richard Spencer is quoted as saying.
"Usually there's a roller coaster of emotions," he says. "But unfortunately for Britney, there's been no roller coaster lately _ there's just been the downhill."
Also missing from the list: Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson.
Forbes.com calculated the tabloid appeal of a celebrity by comparing how many issues a cover sold with the magazine's average newsstand sales. The Web site then factored in the number of full covers a celeb graced, and ranked his or her consumer appeal using data from Encino, Calif-based polling firm E-Poll Market Research to rule out flukes.
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I'm sure she'll be glad to know that.
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Jennifer Anniston, I thought she was so beautiful when she first appeared on Friends. But I think she declined pretty quick. I like her best in the movie Office Space.
Totally agreed, she was hot back in the day. Towards the end of Friends she got too thin, sure she works out, but she had better boobs back in the day (I feel the same about Courtney Cox). I have to admit, however, that these days Aniston's looking really good again. That GQ cover was great. 
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