Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: Uschi

Also, our avatars should totally make out.



Hello, Mr. Joker.

Hello, Mr. Pornomime.

You seem to have something stuck in your teeth.

Oh yes? Is that so?

Yes, behind the back ones.

My goodness! Hey, here's a thought...

Yes?

I bet you a million dollars you can't get it out for me without using your hands.

You're on! And to make sure they're out of the way, I'll just shove my hands into your pants.

By jove, what a marvelous idea! I'll keep my hands out of the way as well?

Oh yes, where will they be?

Why, in your trousers, of course!

How wonderful!

Now about that something in my back teeth...

Shut up and kiss me, you fool!


\:brilliant


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi