41. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic!!
42. You can't have everything, where would you put it?
43. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
44. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
46. That man could have had any women he pleased--he just couldn't please any!
47. The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
48. A pessimist is a man who gets a clean bill of health from his doctor, then goes to get a second opinion!
49. I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me
