Originally Posted By: the G-man
Why would it be embarrasing if it was the law?



It would be embarrassing if you forgot your id!

I had shaved my beard off ( the very LAST time I'll ever do that! ) back in 1983. It was my 26 th birthday... George sent me to the liqour store to buy a bottle of Great Western Champagne.. my old college id had gotten ruined in the washing machine and I hadn't had time to get a new id of some nature yet...

The clerk looked at me and asked for some id. ( I look VERY young without a beard.)

I said I had none.

He made me put the champagne back.

On my way out the door...

In this very crowded liquor store...

He said..

" What are you? 15? 16?? I'm sick of you high school kids trying to pull a fast one on me!"

Everyone in the entire store laughed.

I went back there after my beard grew back, probably around Christmas.

The same guy sold me a bottle of champagne and said, " Have a nice day, sir."

He did not card me that time.


"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your

death bring you the peace you never found in

life." - Tuvok.