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 Originally Posted By: Holden McGroin
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Why can't you just admit to being wonder tard?


A better question is: Why are you so obsessed with me?

I'm just trying to have some fun, joke around and post some pics in the Women forum. And your sole occupation (it's well established that you have no other occupation, such as a woman or a job) is getting in my face on these boards 24/7.


Is trying to degrade me the only way you can uplift your status, and your own self-esteem?

I've never said an unkind word to you, rex. Certainly not unprovoked.

Seriously, what the fuck is your problem, and your fixation on me?
I've held back and tried not to humiliate you on many occasions.





Making up lies about me does not make you right.


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Let's talk about something important...Jessica Alba..


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 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
Let's talk about something important...Jessica Alba..



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thankyew dave...errr holden.


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 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
thankyew dave...errr holden.




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for reals...


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Yeah, she looks exceptional in that dress.



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Alba at MTV Movie awards (scroll down to bottom of page)


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 Originally Posted By: Knutreturns
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Well, Rican chicks are kinda psuedo black...they have all the good physical advantages and they are better in a knife fight.



alot of the spanish have a little negro in em anyways. all those damn spaniards fuckin around with the slaves they brought over...


Actually, it's a couple millennia of cross-continental influence in the Iberian peninsula, from the Carthaginians to the Moors to the present day where the whole planet is mingling at an increasing rate.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch


Actually, it's a couple millennia of cross-continental influence in the Iberian peninsula, from the Carthaginians to the Moors to the present day where the whole planet is mingling at an increasing rate.



they still fucked with the slaves they brought over...


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Alba. Both have smaller titties and larger asses. But Alba is younger and presumably less of a bitch, which translates into some good sex. Lopez would be too busy admiring herself and barking orders to be a good lay.

If Alba looked like crap in the FF flicks, blame bad casting and makeup/contacts. That body is tight and good to go for some good stern fucking!




How is less of a bitch = good sex?
think of it this way, she barkes orders you tell her to shut up and do what you want, i like girls to fight back a bit otherwise it would be boring vanilla!
plus i can always tie lopez up and teach her a lesson.
plus it is also kinky if while the whole thing is going on she is there watching her self
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


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 Originally Posted By: madhattar
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Alba. Both have smaller titties and larger asses. But Alba is younger and presumably less of a bitch, which translates into some good sex. Lopez would be too busy admiring herself and barking orders to be a good lay.

If Alba looked like crap in the FF flicks, blame bad casting and makeup/contacts. That body is tight and good to go for some good stern fucking!




How is less of a bitch = good sex?
think of it this way, she barkes orders you tell her to shut up and do what you want, i like girls to fight back a bit otherwise it would be boring vanilla!
plus i can always tie lopez up and teach her a lesson.
plus it is also kinky if while the whole thing is going on she is there watching her self
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr





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 Originally Posted By: madhattar
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Alba. Both have smaller titties and larger asses. But Alba is younger and presumably less of a bitch, which translates into some good sex. Lopez would be too busy admiring herself and barking orders to be a good lay.

If Alba looked like crap in the FF flicks, blame bad casting and makeup/contacts. That body is tight and good to go for some good stern fucking!




How is less of a bitch = good sex?
think of it this way, she barkes orders you tell her to shut up and do what you want, i like girls to fight back a bit otherwise it would be boring vanilla!
plus i can always tie lopez up and teach her a lesson.
plus it is also kinky if while the whole thing is going on she is there watching her self
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Madhattar, Paris Hilton...Paris, Mad Hattar.

I don't mind a chick who "fights back", nor do I mind one who likes a little kink. Lopez is the type who'd just be an annoying bitch about the whole thing. She probably has demands about how deep you can stick your cock and what kind of condom you could use and even has a script for the "dirty talk". Basically, Lopez is the type of high maintenance bitch that kills your erection before you've had a chance to use it.

At some point a donkey-punch is just physical abuse...

Methinks Alba, on the other hand, would play up all nice and sweet and, as you say, vanilla. But, once in the thick of things, she'd let her freak fly. Next thing you know, you've got your cock in her pussy, two fingers in her ass, and her hair in your other hand as you ride her like a bucking bronco. Oh, and you came ten minutes ago but she's clenched her pussy muscles to keep your cock buried in her. You ain't getting away until she's done...

Alba for the win.


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: madhattar
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Alba. Both have smaller titties and larger asses. But Alba is younger and presumably less of a bitch, which translates into some good sex. Lopez would be too busy admiring herself and barking orders to be a good lay.

If Alba looked like crap in the FF flicks, blame bad casting and makeup/contacts. That body is tight and good to go for some good stern fucking!




How is less of a bitch = good sex?
think of it this way, she barkes orders you tell her to shut up and do what you want, i like girls to fight back a bit otherwise it would be boring vanilla!
plus i can always tie lopez up and teach her a lesson.
plus it is also kinky if while the whole thing is going on she is there watching her self
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Madhattar, Paris Hilton...Paris, Mad Hattar.

I don't mind a chick who "fights back", nor do I mind one who likes a little kink. Lopez is the type who'd just be an annoying bitch about the whole thing. She probably has demands about how deep you can stick your cock and what kind of condom you could use and even has a script for the "dirty talk". Basically, Lopez is the type of high maintenance bitch that kills your erection before you've had a chance to use it.

At some point a donkey-punch is just physical abuse...

Methinks Alba, on the other hand, would play up all nice and sweet and, as you say, vanilla. But, once in the thick of things, she'd let her freak fly. Next thing you know, you've got your cock in her pussy, two fingers in her ass, and her hair in your other hand as you ride her like a bucking bronco. Oh, and you came ten minutes ago but she's clenched her pussy muscles to keep your cock buried in her. You ain't getting away until she's done...

Alba for the win.


ok
1. that is your pure little fantasy, and you should know better.
2. i don't know what they taught you in boy school, but when i have someone in bed they do what i tell them!
Being pussy whipped is worse than being a pussy!
so jenefer would listen, be made to listen or leave and i can just masterbate over what little i saw and touched of her naked body before she left!
3. paris yummmmmm, not cause she is hot, (she is a dog and i wouldn't poke her with a stick) but she is soooo naughty and would know how to play!

my ulimate favorite so far is lindsy lohan
wow hat is a fun party girl i would marry and keep with me forever!
and try to talk her into a 3some with rihana,
thank you lord for that little visual in my head.

excuse me i have to leave now.


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 Originally Posted By: madhattar
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: madhattar
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Alba. Both have smaller titties and larger asses. But Alba is younger and presumably less of a bitch, which translates into some good sex. Lopez would be too busy admiring herself and barking orders to be a good lay.

If Alba looked like crap in the FF flicks, blame bad casting and makeup/contacts. That body is tight and good to go for some good stern fucking!




How is less of a bitch = good sex?
think of it this way, she barkes orders you tell her to shut up and do what you want, i like girls to fight back a bit otherwise it would be boring vanilla!
plus i can always tie lopez up and teach her a lesson.
plus it is also kinky if while the whole thing is going on she is there watching her self
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Madhattar, Paris Hilton...Paris, Mad Hattar.

I don't mind a chick who "fights back", nor do I mind one who likes a little kink. Lopez is the type who'd just be an annoying bitch about the whole thing. She probably has demands about how deep you can stick your cock and what kind of condom you could use and even has a script for the "dirty talk". Basically, Lopez is the type of high maintenance bitch that kills your erection before you've had a chance to use it.

At some point a donkey-punch is just physical abuse...

Methinks Alba, on the other hand, would play up all nice and sweet and, as you say, vanilla. But, once in the thick of things, she'd let her freak fly. Next thing you know, you've got your cock in her pussy, two fingers in her ass, and her hair in your other hand as you ride her like a bucking bronco. Oh, and you came ten minutes ago but she's clenched her pussy muscles to keep your cock buried in her. You ain't getting away until she's done...

Alba for the win.


ok
1. that is your pure little fantasy, and you should know better.
2. i don't know what they taught you in boy school, but when i have someone in bed they do what i tell them!
Being pussy whipped is worse than being a pussy!
so jenefer would listen, be made to listen or leave and i can just masterbate over what little i saw and touched of her naked body before she left!
3. paris yummmmmm, not cause she is hot, (she is a dog and i wouldn't poke her with a stick) but she is soooo naughty and would know how to play!

my ulimate favorite so far is lindsy lohan
wow hat is a fun party girl i would marry and keep with me forever!
and try to talk her into a 3some with rihana,
thank you lord for that little visual in my head.

excuse me i have to leave now.


Oh, are you finished? Well, allow me to retort...

1) Yep. My fantasy. Mine all mine. And, I'm telling you, Alba's a sex demon.

2) You can talk all day about how Lopez would do what you say and listen or leave and all that, but here's the truth: you wouldn't get a chance to say a thing. That broad would take one look at your love nest and immediately demand a bigger love nest and you'd better hire a GOOD interior designer! Then she'd yell at you for your dismal, cheap choices in sex toys ("You ain't putting those in ME, pendejo!!!" she'd say...), complain about the lack of fine pre- and post-coital cuisine. Basically, she'd bitch at you until you either begged her to please leave or until you bashed her skull in with a sledgehammer. And methinks you'd be too busy trying to bury the body to get a good want out of that scenario.

I'd avoid the whole situation (though I'll admit to knowing exactly where to stash the body after I went to town with said sledgehammer). I'd go with the younger gal with the lower bitch factor and the potentially higher freak factor.

3) Paris Hilton is a confirmed dead lay. And she has herpes. There's no upside to tapping that.


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