RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat [i]I have a dream...[/i]

Okay, weird dream again. First off it was me and Tank Girl and Barney (from TG comics, not the dinosaur) hanging out. But then it turned into oht lesbian porn between me and TG, and then she started making out with Barney and I got pissed and left for a baseball game (don't ask me, I hate baseball) as a mascot. The other team's mascot picked a fight with me and I kicked his ass, three times, but then he ended up shooting me in the leg and so I shot him in the skull with his own gun. Then I made my way through the stadium and found a room with little black/asian kids celebrating Easter with eggs and pinwheel-lollypops. Then there were giant candy hearts (with the words) decorating the ceiling. After a bit, Steve Urkel came in and lavished Laura (who had been otherwise unnoticed in a corner) with Valentines Day gifts. Then my dad came to get me, but instead of my dad it was the dad from Family Matters. He helped me get my shoes back on (I was shot in the leg, remember?) and some cheeky boys tried to steal some of my trousers (I had extra pair laying around). Then we were heading back to our vehicle but were stopped short by PUPPIES! Lots of puppies that were wiggly and cute and we played with them for a bit and the guy selling them snapped pictures of us with them, so I tipped him $5 (but the bill was printed poorly and I later suspected it was a fake) and we left. I was joking around with my sister about the puppies and then as we reached the van (our old Ford Club Wagon 8-seater from when we were growing up) Tank Girl and Barney came back over, only TG was a gal Jessie I know from school and Barney looked like one of Son Of Mxy's avatars. Jess interrupted my sister's joke to tell one of her own and I made her stop so Julie (my sister) could finish her joke first. That totally killed the mood and neither of them finished their jokes. TG/Jess tried to make out with me again, but I was still unhappy with her for fucking with Barney, so I walked off.

I think that's about it.