Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Noice...my \:grumble\: is a nerd with a taste for the classics...



I'm still your \:grumble\: ! \:love\:


I've got a couple of the sci fi classics (including some of the Dr. Who series) up next in my netflix list. I figured, I love the classic screwball comedies, mysteries and horrors so maybe the scifi will be good too...


Of course you are! Why wouldn't you be? All those Johnny-come-latelys can serenade you and talk up their drinking prowess and try to bribe you with cookies and sex you up (buncha Color Me Badds...) all they like. You'll always be my \:grumble\:


\:woo\:

\:love\:



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi